That's weird... 'Cause if you ever shot somebody I was with, I'd throw paint on you..
Talk about bringing a knife to a gunfight.
That's weird... 'Cause if you ever shot somebody I was with, I'd throw paint on you..
Talk about bringing a knife to a gunfight.
...My suggestion is a gift certificate because ... you can get the "OMG!!! Thank you!!!" nookie when she opens the envelope...
For me, a new fur pretty much guarantees wild and crazy fun for the entire first season I get it...
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“I know,” grinned the man. “I just had to come by to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!”
Interesting reply. I'm honestly interested in hearing why you would applaud someone for throwing paint on someone wearing fur.
Personally. I don't feel there is a practical reason for wearing fur unless you live way, way up north (Yukon, Arctic, etc.) where the eskimos laugh at you for wearing in-effective high-tech North Face or any goose-filled jacket. It's just vanity as far as I'm concerned.
Would it help if I set him on fire afterward?
Nope. Wrong.
I wear leather and I love a quality steak.
Buying her a fur coat is a great idea - if she's over 60, and Jewish.
To the OP...
I have both real and fake fur. I wear both without fear and love wearing them. My suggestion is a gift certificate because buying a fur coat is like buying an engagement ring, very trixie to get the right one for the right girl. With a GC, you can get the "OMG!!! Thank you!!!" nookie when she opens the envelope; then the "go out to pick the coat out" nookie; then the "go pick it up after the fitting" nookie which will lead to her wearing it to bed for a month so she can be naked underneath it nookie. For me, a new fur pretty much guarantees wild and crazy fun for the entire first season I get it...
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Eskimos? Really?? and just when the was the last time you were "way way up north?"
NO!!!!!!!!
nothing cool in wearing a dead skunk around your neck or any other fur clothing