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Hammerstein

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Hmmm tough one.....
Eddie and Alex Van Halen for what they did to the band.
just about any former celeb that is hawking something in some infomercial.
Gwen Steffani for the end of No Doubt and that crap she has put out.
 

Cobster

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Alexis696969 said:
Id like to kick Paris's ass ..that would be so hot !
hahaha
On Billboard's awards last night, they said Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton were presenting together.
Instead some comedian forgot his name came out and pretended to be reading Paris' lines, all he said was "that's hot" - about 4 times. :p
 

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Von Wigglestaff

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Cobster said:
Seagal backed down from Bolo, to a real challenge?
Never there was one.:confused:
Bolo had trained with Bruce Lee; they were planning a spectacular finale to Games of Death when Bruce tragically died. Years later, when the studios saw star power in Brandon Lee, he was sent to Hong Kong to train with Bolo. Brandon died on the set of The Crow during a gun prop accident.

At that time Steven Seagal was box office magic and it had gone to his head. He crashed Brandon Lee's funeral, many of those paying their respects saw it as a publicity stunt and took exception. Linda Lee was upset by his presence. Bolo faced Seagal down and challenged him to a "contest of skill" the following day. Seagal, knowing the difference between courage and stupidity, walked away. No contest ever took place.

http://www.firstuniversal.net/bolo_files/boloparry.jpg
 

Berlin

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I dunno... could be or could not be true.

A fact though, Bolo can shake his man boobies ( left, right, left left right...etc) like no others can.
 

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Cobster said:
Seagal backed down from Bolo, to a real challenge?
Never there was one.:confused:

Bolo looks like one mean Mother I have seen some of his movies. My choices would be Tom Cruise and Tommy Lee what an asshole.
 

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I can't believe no-one's said...

...Gary Bettman!

I don't even care about the 2 sides of hockey who like what he's done or don't...I just think he's the most arrogant prick I've EVER seen in interviews!

Oh... and pro athletes who make millions and whine about anything. Go fuck yourselves! I'd get killed, but one good shot would feel nice.

OP
 

booboobear

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opieshuffle said:
...Gary Bettman!

I don't even care about the 2 sides of hockey who like what he's done or don't...I just think he's the most arrogant prick I've EVER seen in interviews!

Oh... and pro athletes who make millions and whine about anything. Go fuck yourselves! I'd get killed, but one good shot would feel nice.

OP

I would love to fight Maria Scharipova but only in a nice way , maybe a submission hold.
 

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jay leno.. give him a right hook on that giant glass jaw.. can't miss....hahahahahhaha
 

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Alexa Taylor said:
I think someone should get in a huge catfight with Paris Hilton. Knock those hair extensions right out of her head.
Ms. Taylor, how about we pick you as our TERB representative in this catfight against Paris??? You will then become more famous than Ms. Hilton and you get to beat her up as well. :cool: LOL!!!
 

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Scenicdrive said:
Ms. Taylor, how about we pick you as our TERB representative in this catfight against Paris??? You will then become more famous than Ms. Hilton and you get to beat her up as well. :cool: LOL!!!
I want a front row seat for that one...watching an extremely hot woman beat the hell out of a spoiled brat...stop it I can't control myself...
 

Von Wigglestaff

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....VW imagines himself Indian leg wrestling with Maria Sharapova...

Just saw a sneak preview of Apocaliptico.

For using religion to cover up his sadism, I'd love to kick Mel Gibson's ass.
 

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I'd like to watch my wife punch out that waste of skin Paris Hilton, and I'd love to go a round or two with that little shit Tom Cruise......
 
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