If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be?

[TheNiteHwk]

I like to go toe to toe with...

Jennifer Aniston. She really peeved me off when she married Brad. How dare she. I like to go toe to toe with her, wrestle her down, handcuff her to bedposts and show her wat's up.

 

[booboobear]

...I could beat Jessica Simpson in fight so easily. What an airhead. Sincerely(cough...cough, cough), Jon .

Regis Philbin


Tommy Lee I hate rock stars who think people can't photograph them and punch cameramen and I hate his tatoos


Pamela Anderson possibly the stupidist woman around , also because she went with T Lee

 

[Esco!]

tom cruise....than smack that future wifey of his(ms stepford) hahahaha shes pathetic...doing what shes told by him...give me a break

cruise mainly cause his opinions regarding women issues and childbirth is rubbish....

i just need 5 minutes...im not asking much

annalee

Take a number sissy!!!

 

[papasmerf]

tom cruise....than smack that future wifey of his(ms stepford) hahahaha shes pathetic...doing what shes told by him...give me a break

cruise mainly cause his opinions regarding women issues and childbirth is rubbish....

i just need 5 minutes...im not asking much

annalee

Darlin

Beating up Ton Cruise would be alot like beating up Olive Oil

 

[LancsLad]

He is no longer a "celebrity" but when he was visible I always thought that Carrottop really deserved a major case of whoopas laid on him.

 

[papasmerf]

He is no longer a "celebrity" but when he was visible I always thought that Carrottop really deserved a major case of whoopas laid on him.

You will not be seeing Carrottop anywhere for the next 30 days

 

[Cobster]

George Bush, Dick Cheney, fuck it, his whole staff.
Adam Sandler definitely, no skill fuck.
Paris Hilton, I would seriously like to slap the shit out of.
...when I think of more, I'll add them.
Oh, J.Ho, sorry, Lo, arrogant fat assed ****.

 

[Esco!]

Guns dont kill people, Dick Cheney kills people

 

[Cobster]

Nope, I see girls like her every time i hit the clubs on the weekends and since this is celebrity bashing, beating her ass, would feel great and would be symoblic of all the girls I see with these snobby attitudes at the clubs.

 

[papasmerf]

George Bush, Dick Cheney, fuck it, his whole staff.
Adam Sandler definitely, no skill fuck.
Paris Hilton, I would seriously like to slap the shit out of.
...when I think of more, I'll add them.
Oh, J.Ho, sorry, Lo, arrogant fat assed ****.

Dude you done drawed me

 

[Esco!]

I'll tell you one thing, this Brandon Davis guy is feeling the heat now !!!
The whole world has turned on him.

http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/brandon-davis-verbally-attacked/20060522104909990001

I'll bet he thinks twice next time before he starts shooting his mouth off again

 

[Cobster]

Dude you done drawed me

I'm what?

 

[Esco!]

I'm what?

He wants to draw you, as in a nude painting!!

 

[LancsLad]

He wants to draw you, as in a nude painting!!

You have to admit papa is subtle. Is he PHNINEished with his other play thing.

 

[pineappleguy]

Spongebob Squarepants - I hear he can take a punch, but his right hook is all wet.

 

[Tragically_Glib]

Dani is a celebrity soooooooooooooooo, I'll pick her.

I will show no mercy, it will be a gruesome. She will never be the same after Glib…
- Beats her pussy senseless with his face and tongue
- Pounds his balls relentlessly against her chin
- Repeatedly assaults her cervix with the hard blunt end of his cock
- Stands in triumph as he soaks her with goo

Oh my,


.

 

[Gyaos]

If there's anyone I want to "beat up" badly is Tom Bergeron from AFV. He's a piece of shit that no one cares or watches, is always thrown off the air, always comes back again with boring shit, never actually worked to get where he was, is not funny and is a sick joke lower form of life when AFV was funnier with the real talent Bob Saget before him.

Why Tom Bergeron is allowed to exist is beyond me. America is in trouble so long as Tom Bergeron is employed in Hollywood. His existance spits on Johnny Carson and anyone who is a stand-up comic or a comic in general.

He's crap and deserves the trap door as soon as possible. Send him to Osama, 4 Christ's sake.

Gyaos.

 

[Kylie_kiss]

whats his name...thay dude on turb that sells fur boots to the dancers...daniel!!!!

 

[tigerxxx]

Ryan Seacrest, something about him just makes me want to hit him repeatedly i really don't know why.

 

[rip_hymen]

1. Andy Dick
2. Chairman from Iron Chef (Chinese version)
3. Will & Grace (both of 'em)
4. Any pro athlete who is drafted straight out of High School or enters the draft early and foregoes any remaining College eligibility he may have left simply to teach him some humility.

All of which are in no particular order.

Just wanted to ad Ashton Kutcher and Steve O.