If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be?

[Sexy_Dave]

Friends

Ooooooh Yes! Yes! the cast of Friends...Please, can I just have them for a little while..please.

And then like an old friend the red krovvy begins to flow real horrorshow...

 

[papasmerf]

Stallone

as soon as he turns 75

 

[JayNob]

Jackie chan

 

[mrpolarbear]

Can a politican be a celebrity? If so I choose Dick Cheney as long as he leaves his shotgun at home.

 

[fearnoevil2005]

I want to kick the faces off anyone with annoying voices like the guy from the IKEA commercial and Nelly Furtado (I would kick her again for her ADD )

 

[LateComer]

I can't believe nobody's said Tom Cruise.

 

[mrpolarbear]

dancing six flags guy

You talking about the old guy he's cool. I oughta kick your ass for wanting to kick his.

 

[CaptainCharisma]

I can't believe nobody's said Tom Cruise.

I was just going to say Tom Cruise. That guy is fuckin gay. I'd love to kick his gay ass and talk about it on Oprah, and jump on the sofa and bounce up and down like a queer and brag about how I kicked Gay Cruise's ass..

 

[1hornychinaman]

Any Televangelist. Those guys that have tv shows on sunday and do some song and dance and ask for money over the phone... they're all frauds. But most of all I'd like to kick the sh i t out of Benny Hinn. The 5th Estate (on CBC) did a documentary on him and after watching that stuff and how he lies and cheats to all his followers made me wanna drop kick him in the jugular.

Oh and I'd love to go those rednecks in the south that are pushing for Intelligent Design to be taught in science class. All of them in a stadium with me and a chaingun (possibly some granades too).

 

[Tragically_Glib]

Don Knotts, but only if he was weak from chemotherapy.

 

[rip_hymen]

1. Andy Dick
2. Chairman from Iron Chef (Chinese version)
3. Will & Grace (both of 'em)
4. Any pro athlete who is drafted straight out of High School or enters the draft early and foregoes any remaining College eligibility he may have left simply to teach him some humility.

All of which are in no particular order.

 

[agentman]

Freddie Prinze Jr. - no talent and milking his old man's name, i dont know what Sarah Michelle Gellar is doin' being married to this idiot.

Marc Anthony - short, ugly guy who is so full of himself, i dont know why JLo is married to him.

 

[C Dick]

I don't think that I would want to fight Kobe Bryant, he would likely kick my ass. Perhaps if the thread were "Who would you like to beat with a pipe while they are restrained" I would want to. Frank D'Angelo might kick my ass also, or he would have Tiger Williams kick it for him.

I would take Paul McCartney, or perhaps Kevin Nealon.

 

[baltimoron]

Richard Simmons

PS: If you like Fight Club, you might wanna check out The Machinist, which also features Jennifer Jason Leigh as an incall SP!

 

[usher14]

The chicken from family guy, oh would I love to go toe to toe with that poultry.

 

[acutus]

Jessica Simpson...

...I could beat Jessica Simpson in fight so easily. What an airhead. Sincerely(cough...cough, cough), Jon .

 

[Esco!]

I wanna beat everyone here from TERB to fucking death!!!!

So who wants to dance??????

 

[Tragically_Glib]

Ben Mulroney

Oh man, I am right behind you. Best pick yet!!

 

[infinity_sex]

Homer Simpson

 

[jimmyt]

I wanna beat everyone here from TERB to fucking death!!!!

So who wants to dance??????

uh oh.....Esco off his meds again......