Idle ramblings

I have changing the lyrics to songs and reading others do the same i.e. Bryan Adams Summer of '69

REAL LYRICS: Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime. Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69.

Changed Lyrics: Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time.
Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69.

For more mis-heard lyrics go to:
http://www.kissthisguy.com/
 
Where words fail, music speaks.

Hans Christian Andersen
 
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<bonus points for the person who can say what movie's theme music that was from>

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