Idle ramblings

[Goober Mcfly]

Sad. Just fucking sad.

 

[Pallydin]

Pallydin...you got post 4444. I think in some Asian cultures that would make you the devil.

And your point is? Lights have been known to darken as I enter a new city, I'm told.....

BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Pallydin: That's everyone pretending they're not home...

 

[Pallydin]

Are you not supposed to be on vacation somewhere that is not here?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Shhhhh. If we pretend we're not here, maybe Pallydin will leave...

 

[Pallydin]

Hey...where is everyone? Oh well, guess I'll just sit on this rock and wait.....

 

[big dogie]

Hey that's my Mommy

 

[SexyKiki]

1. Eat right...Excercise...
Die anyway..

2. I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol...

3. Men are only good for one thing...
But how often do you have to parrallel park? (no disrespect guys)

4. People who know the least...
Often know it the loudest..

 

[red]

babe ruth hit a home run in approx. 8% of his at bats- a low success rate - but still successful enough to be considered one of the best of all time.

 

[lasslicker]

# of HR for Ruth

714

 

[zydeco]

Which way is up?

 

[thecoolguyms72]

That depends on your perspective. If you're on the other side of the world and point down, does that mean you're actually pointing up to me?

And who revived this thread?

 

[red]

can this thread really die?

 

[lasslicker]

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Wilson Mizner

 

[xarir]

Death is irrelevant.

- The Borg Collective

 

[red]

Its better than paying taxes

 

[red]

"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." -- Bobcat Goldthwait

 

[red]

"Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?" -- Jon Stewart

 

[red]

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." -- Elayne Boosler

 

[red]

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" -- Warren Hutcherson