Idle ramblings
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A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can't live without him and decides that the best way to do herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart. Still, she doesn't want to linger so she calls a doctor to find out exactly where the heart is.
He tells her to put her first two fingers together, hold them horizontally and place the tip of the first finger just below her left nipple. The heart, he says, is immediately below the first knuckle on her second finger.
Later that day, the doctor is called to the emergency room to put fourteen stitches in the elderly woman's left thigh.
He tells her to put her first two fingers together, hold them horizontally and place the tip of the first finger just below her left nipple. The heart, he says, is immediately below the first knuckle on her second finger.
Later that day, the doctor is called to the emergency room to put fourteen stitches in the elderly woman's left thigh.
Ol' Man River, that Ol' Man River
He must know somepin', but he don't say nothin'
He just keeps rollin', he keeps on rollin' along
He must know somepin', but he don't say nothin'
He just keeps rollin', he keeps on rollin' along
Not for the next few weeks, I gather.....
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2400!
Post #2400!
OK, I know I'm not really supposed to celebrate post counts unless you hit a multiple of 1000.
But what the heck; we need something to celebrate around here especially now that Goober's gone.
Post #2400!
OK, I know I'm not really supposed to celebrate post counts unless you hit a multiple of 1000.
But what the heck; we need something to celebrate around here especially now that Goober's gone.
Re: 2400!
congrats on 2400xarir said:Post #2400!
OK, I know I'm not really supposed to celebrate post counts unless you hit a multiple of 1000.
But what the heck; we need something to celebrate around here especially now that Goober's gone.
