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I’m a brothel manager and here are some of my clients’ craziest requests — including dressing up as a polar bear

Josephine

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She wasn’t freaked out with the initial shit in a jar request?

Also, what cut did the stripper friend take for being the surrogate pooper?
It's kind of a usual one. Pee, poop, foot skin, dirty underwear ect.
 
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Shaquille Oatmeal

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Sp once told me when she worked as a stripper some guy would pay her $2,500 for her shit in a jar! This happened regularly and one day she couldn't shit so she had her stripper friend shit for her and gave it to him. The next week he came back and told her he knew it wasn't her shit and don't do it again. This freaked her out and she didn't see him after that.
Holy SHIT!...
 

Shaquille Oatmeal

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I once arrived at the adresse i was given. Its in north montreal. Its all dark and there is a foot of snow in the driveway and stairs to her appartement. I text and she confirms the adress, i can see you she says. So i go up through the snow. She ask me for the money, took her jeans down to her knees and place herself in doggy… Hurry up she says…

I touch her beautiful ass with both hands but then took back my coat, went outside, took a shovel and cleaned the stairs and driveway from all the snow. then i left.

That was my weirdest encounter ever 😷
Why?
 

sweetiepieexo

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anywhere i want;)
I once had a guy ask me to put a diaper on him & go in the hallway with him. He wanted me to be verbally abusive to him & tell him how much of a baby he was or something along those lines. I , of course, was fully dressed and we had a good time. He never wanted FS, just that fetish.

Another time , I had another client ask me to put a tampon in ( even though i was NOT on my period ) and he just wanted to come and do DATY. I had no problem with this and he was a regular for quite some time.

I believe that the stories posted by the OP could be true as we all have some pretty interesting stories that we sometimes like to keep hidden.
 
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Robert Mugabe

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I remember reading a Len Deighton book years ago where a French cop was telling a story about brothels in Paris where girls were getting stabbed by customers. The cops started having either cops, or doormen search clients for knives before they were allowed in. The stabbings continued. The cops couldn't understand why. Apparently some of the girls were sneaking them in for the customers. The cop's summation was. "I'll never understand women".
 
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I've thought about collecting funny, strange or outrageous stories from different sexworkers (all anonymous of course) and creating a book.

Whether people want to admit it or not, the book would sell well due to pure curiosity.

One of my strangest requests was a Muslim couple where the wife prayed over her husband and I during oral and coitus and after ejaculation, he would lay in between his wife and I while we each sucked a nipple and called him Mommy.
He also enjoyed fucking my armpit.
 
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massman

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I've thought about collecting funny, strange or outrageous stories from different sexworkers (all anonymous of course) and creating a book.

Whether people want to admit it or not, the book would sell well due to pure curiosity.

One of my strangest requests was a Muslim couple where the wife prayed over her husband and I during oral and coitus and after ejaculation, he would lay in between his wife and I while we each sucked a nipple and called him Mommy.
He also enjoyed fucking my armpit.
Damn, the girls I see must think I’m boring AF.
 

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I've thought about collecting funny, strange or outrageous stories from different sexworkers (all anonymous of course) and creating a book.

Whether people want to admit it or not, the book would sell well due to pure curiosity.

One of my strangest requests was a Muslim couple where the wife prayed over her husband and I during oral and coitus and after ejaculation, he would lay in between his wife and I while we each sucked a nipple and called him Mommy.
He also enjoyed fucking my armpit.
I have so many for you lol
 

Jenesis

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I can’t do the weird ones. I don’t know what it is but I couldn’t inspect a guys dick for an hour and lie to say it was huge, and certainly can’t do shit requests.

I don’t judge. Everyone has their kink, but it is just not for me. Give me a regular GFE, maybe some PSE and I’m happy with that. LOL. 😂

There is certainly no book coming from me. 😂
 
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jalimon

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Lol if I knew you were offering these services!
That time that girl had absolutely no intention to give me pleasure. She was only there to collect.

I felt it and decided nah lets do something good.

That said you would be surprised at the amount of men willing to help you for any kind of services not related to sex.

Just ask and we will deliver ;)
 
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A memorable session for me was years and years ago - I'd say 15 at least - I had a request for a lady I went to monthly.


I was to be bind-folded and tied up, then she went to the door and had a girlfriend arrive, they talked a bit, then, her friend disrobed, - the anticipation was incredible - and I was was told that I would have to service her friend orally by having her sit on my face until her friend was satisfied, no matter how long it took.

So she sat on my face, and I had zero idea of what she looked like, the blindfold was totally effective, and it went on for ages, while the other occasiopnally teased me with a HJ/BBBJ, but never let me cum, and she kept asking theo other one if I was performing satisfactorily, until the other one said that I had done a good job and she was satisfied.

The anonymity of it was strangely appealing.
 

Jenesis

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A memorable session for me was years and years ago - I'd say 15 at least - I had a request for a lady I went to monthly.


I was to be bind-folded and tied up, then she went to the door and had a girlfriend arrive, they talked a bit, then, her friend disrobed, - the anticipation was incredible - and I was was told that I would have to service her friend orally by having her sit on my face until her friend was satisfied, no matter how long it took.

So she sat on my face, and I had zero idea of what she looked like, and it went on for ages, while the other occasiopnally teased me with a HJ/BBBJ, but never let me cum, until the other one said that I had done a good job and she was satisfied.

The anonymity of it was strangely appealing.
Ok. This is hot. And I have had the desire to do this with a someone but in this line of work, it is kinda impossible in my end. I wouldn’t call this a weird kink though, is it?
 
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Josephine

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Ok. This is hot. And I have had the desire to do this with a someone but in this line of work, it is kinda impossible in my end. I wouldn’t call this a weird kink though, is it?
Nooooo. Really normal I think you need to kind of have it to be a sex worker too. I have it personally.
 
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Josephine

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I've thought about collecting funny, strange or outrageous stories from different sexworkers (all anonymous of course) and creating a book.

Whether people want to admit it or not, the book would sell well due to pure curiosity.

One of my strangest requests was a Muslim couple where the wife prayed over her husband and I during oral and coitus and after ejaculation, he would lay in between his wife and I while we each sucked a nipple and called him Mommy.
He also enjoyed fucking my armpit.
I was thinking about your story during my workout. It's kind of couple's goal to be able to be 100% comfortable with your kinks like this with someone.
 

Shaquille Oatmeal

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When a girl doesn’t want you nothing can be good. I did some exercises cleaning her driveway and left.

She did text me after with just a ‘thanks’ message. I responded to get another line of work;)
Oh okay.
Now I get it.
She was not into it lol.
 

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A memorable session for me was years and years ago - I'd say 15 at least - I had a request for a lady I went to monthly.


I was to be bind-folded and tied up, then she went to the door and had a girlfriend arrive, they talked a bit, then, her friend disrobed, - the anticipation was incredible - and I was was told that I would have to service her friend orally by having her sit on my face until her friend was satisfied, no matter how long it took.

So she sat on my face, and I had zero idea of what she looked like, the blindfold was totally effective, and it went on for ages, while the other occasiopnally teased me with a HJ/BBBJ, but never let me cum, and she kept asking theo other one if I was performing satisfactorily, until the other one said that I had done a good job and she was satisfied.

The anonymity of it was strangely appealing.
Did you get to see her at the end?
 

barnacler

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Did you get to see her at the end?
No, I didn't want to either, the idea was to have a regular visit with a different woman each time, so that I could be out in public and never know if a woman that was smiling at me might have been one of them. I wanted a very wide variety - slim, heavy, black, asian, white, shaven or not .

I also wanted to get made some kind of very large, billowing skirt with an elastic waist so that women who were shy in front of my lady could wear so that I would be under them and they would spread the skirt out so that I was servicing her while they were still fully clothed from the outside appearance. Never did that though.

However, it only ended up being the one event, I guess it was too hard for her to arrange, and eventually we drifted away.....
 
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