How to pickup a girl from the mall?

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44 posts, and nobody has brought up joining a running club? Oh right this is TERB we don't cardio unless it's hotel room with A/C.
Walking club as you can socialize while walking, not while running, and still get great exercise

I have made fine talking buddies but no FWB.
 
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lomotil

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Many women now shop online for merchandise and relationships whether they are casual or permanent.
Malls these days ain’t what they used to be although they are good for people watching. Some ladies really love to exhibit themselves at malls but would be difficult to “pick up” as that era is gone. There is also an increasing safety factor and the complexity of exchanging social media info etc.
 

jarhead

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Skip the mall. Head to the grocery store and accidentally on purpose bump into her cart. Lol!
Definitely the Grocery Store. The Produce Scene, "My Cucumber is Bigger" in Animal House. Saw it as a very underage teen at the theatre and was very taken by this scene ever since. Came close a few times... but never hooked/picked up with an unknown older woman.
 

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Two and Half Men, just saw that episode the other week. There was another sitcom but can't recall it.

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Also further back on an episode of Happy Days. I think I just aged myself. Lol!
 

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True story that just happened today.

I was in Fairview Mall after picking up my pool cue that had been re-tipped at F G Bradley games store.

I went down to the food court for dinner, and while walking through it, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned to see a group of 4 late teen girls, one of whom said "I love the colour of your hair." I answered with a smile "I wish it was black again", as it is pure white, and even though I'm 79 I still have pretty much a full head of hair. And we all immediately kept on going our own ways.

Many sex workers have said the same to me, but never a civilian "out of the blue".

I would never consider trying to pick up a woman of any age in a mall, grocery store, or any other public shopping environment in this day and age. First cuz my chances of succeeding are extremely low, and the chances of being looked at as a creep are much more likely.

These days I wouldn't even try it if I was 26 again.
 

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I have no advice for you my friend jump in the pool. Face rejection, learn and repeat.

Maybe one advice not a the mall unless you are a teen. Otherwise it's creepy.
 
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True story that just happened today.

I was in Fairview Mall after picking up my pool cue that had been re-tipped at F G Bradley games store.

I went down to the food court for dinner, and while walking through it, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned to see a group of 4 late teen girls, one of whom said "I love the colour of your hair." I answered with a smile "I wish it was black again", as it is pure white, and even though I'm 79 I still have pretty much a full head of hair. And we all immediately kept on going our own ways.

Many sex workers have said the same to me, but never a civilian "out of the blue".

I would never consider trying to pick up a woman of any age in a mall, grocery store, or any other public shopping environment in this day and age. First cuz my chances of succeeding are extremely low, and the chances of being looked at as a creep are much more likely.

These days I wouldn't even try it if I was 26 again.
Good advice. The OP should dye his hair white.
 
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