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Insidious Von

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The raccoon or skunk is just foraging for food. That's what they do.

You sick fucks who advocate hurting an animal for no good reason are just that - sick fucks.
I agree with you Tiberius.

When I had my raccoon problem I would take a drive out to Hockley or some other remote place and set them free. The trap didn't hurt them, it just shut behind them after they started munching on the toast. They never got aggressive upon release, they'd be too busy just getting away from me - and I'd rip a few farts for extra incentive.
 

bestman007

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I agree with you Tiberius.

When I had my raccoon problem I would take a drive out to Hockley or some other remote place and set them free. The trap didn't hurt them, it just shut behind them after they started munching on the toast. They never got aggressive upon release, they'd be too busy just getting away from me - and I'd rip a few farts for extra incentive.
Is it illegal to kill raccoons in Ontario?
 

doggee_01

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i would suggest a trip to the good old USA pick up some lawn grub killer you can still get it in any home depot etc down there!!
 

WinterHawk

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FU Gas, Trip Wires, Claymores, Bouncing Betty's and overlapping fields of fire....


Now if you got a second story window you could try to pick'm off with one of these bad boys...


Or you could use something a little more less lethal, like an airsoft rifle...
 

benstt

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Normally it is skunks.

Everyone has grubs, in low density - they are where June bugs come from. If excessive, they weaken the sod, which makes it easy for the skunk to open it up like a zipper.

Build a healthy lawn, shouldn't be a problem. Get pesticide from buffalo, or use nematodes at the right time.
 

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My rule of thumb for skunks, racoons etc. (any animal pest) is to spread around the dung of that animals predator. They will avoid that territory once the get the scent.

If all else fails, just go to the Toronto Zoo and get some Tiger dung.
 

Butler1000

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I'm removing all the grass and patioing the back. Did the front yard over the last couple of years.
I HATE cutting the lawn. Going to build up some nice hedges and garden areas instead.
 

TeasePlease

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I don't get it. Why is it Terbites with a problem requiring professional assistance keep coming here for advice? High blood pressure, immigration and now lawn care? Not having seen your lawn, what is being suggested here is pure speculation. Get a company that services lawns in your area come diagnose the problem and offer a solution. Then get a lawn care contract for the season. I have a $400 contract with Trugreen, which includes aeration, fertilization, weed extermination and any over seeding that may be required.

We're here because we shoot the shit. Why are you in the Lounge?

btw, I pay $280 with LawnSavers.
 
I never even thought of skunks. I only suspected raccoon because one showed up the afternoon.
Skunk or raccoon, its destroying thousand oof dollars of lawn. A friend suggested laying poison food in lawn but I would hate if a cat or bird ate it.
As others have said, it's more likely grubs. Coons are scavengers are more likely to get into your garbage than to tear up your lawn.

Treating for grubs used to be simple with pesticides, but since those are mostly banned now, it's much harder. I'm seriously thinking of plowing my whole like up and putting in a giant vegetable garden!
 

james t kirk

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I'm removing all the grass and patioing the back. Did the front yard over the last couple of years.
I HATE cutting the lawn. Going to build up some nice hedges and garden areas instead.
How do you deal with all the storm water run-off with the hard surface of a patio as opposed to a lawn or garden ?
 

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was driving last night and 'coons are out in full force, they have opened 4 green bins (compost bins) and scattered all the garbage in my block. I always tell my neighbors to take out the compost bin in the morning but hey, it was just a suggestion.
Anyone who takes out the garbage the night before is a complete idiot.

Take it out in the morning, no mess.


Humans are the pests, not animals.
We're encroaching on their territory, wtf do we expect?


Imagine the roles were reversed.


This is why I sometimes hope to fuck we get invaded by some other life form and it'll humble our asses, let alone scare us to death.
 

AdamH

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I agree with you Tiberius.

When I had my raccoon problem I would take a drive out to Hockley or some other remote place and set them free. The trap didn't hurt them, it just shut behind them after they started munching on the toast. They never got aggressive upon release, they'd be too busy just getting away from me - and I'd rip a few farts for extra incentive.
When I called animal control in Toronto (or whatever the fuck they're called) about a racoon living in the garage next to mine down the mutual drive, they told me it was illegal to relocate a raccoon by trapping and releasing them elsewhere.
 

danmand

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When I called animal control in Toronto (or whatever the fuck they're called) about a racoon living in the garage next to mine down the mutual drive, they told me it was illegal to relocate a raccoon by trapping and releasing them elsewhere.
I believe the bylaw in Hamilton is that a trapped animal must be released within 15 ft of where it was caught. (or maybe 50 ft)
 

whitewaterguy

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I don't get it. Why is it Terbites with a problem requiring professional assistance keep coming here for advice? High blood pressure, immigration and now lawn care? Not having seen your lawn, what is being suggested here is pure speculation. Get a company that services lawns in your area come diagnose the problem and offer a solution. Then get a lawn care contract for the season. I have a $400 contract with Trugreen, which includes aeration, fertilization, weed extermination and any over seeding that may be required. With a high visibility corner plot and a fairly extensive garden, I can't afford anything unsightly.
What are your aspirations in the lounge????
 

TeasePlease

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I believe the bylaw in Hamilton is that a trapped animal must be released within 15 ft of where it was caught. (or maybe 50 ft)

It's more like a mile or two in toronto. Whatever it is, it isn't far enough. They easily find their way back.
 

oldjones

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I never even thought of skunks. I only suspected raccoon because one showed up the afternoon.
Skunk or raccoon, its destroying thousand oof dollars of lawn. A friend suggested laying poison food in lawn but I would hate if a cat or bird ate it.
Monoculture is a bad plan, as you're finding out. But they're not destroying your lawn; it still growing, and the torn bits will re-establish if you put them back. They're just making a bit more work for you. If you don't appreciate that why did you set-up your bluegrass grub ranch in raccoon territory anyway?

Nothing in nature is easy if you want it to happen your way and can't compromise. Less grass and more varieties of plantings will make your spread less homey for the grubs and less attractive to the 'coons.

If you've sodded and made roll-back access easy, you're going to have to peg down the sod until it roots into the topsoil. The plastic mesh fence from the lumberstore accomplishes that easily, and you can mow over it without danger. But it can be a bugger to get up in the fall.

Once the kits can manage on their own, trapping isn't hard and Toronto has lotsa wild spots that still don't amount to distant re-location. It's up to you how you face down the locals who may object, and only a matter of time before the ones you didn't trap find the competition free-range grubs feeding on your lawn.

Spare a moment to thank Ms. Coon for all the pest-control she provided while you plot to protect your grubs from her..
 

Butler1000

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How do you deal with all the storm water run-off with the hard surface of a patio as opposed to a lawn or garden ?
Front yard was done will gravel. Large red rocks with marble edging. And I dug it deep and put a layer of loose bricks under it. 2 narrow strips along the walkway with planters and white quartz.

2 planters in the front lawn as well. The area was small so no biggee. And no drainage issues.

The back will be patio stones. Going to run two garden areas up the sides(they are there, just need to be aestetically reedged and cleaned up with some new plants). The yard is long and narrow. I'm think I might divide it with a low hedge. Put a living room style in the front half and BBQ(I have a gas main hook-up for a permanent if I want) and open at the back to bigger entertaining. I'll use I think larger stones in the back with large pea gravel divides between them(1-2 inches). I can make for some interesting designs that way. With maybe a stand-up post or two for hanging plants and a drink counter.

Drainage as long as you slope right and have a way for the water to get into the ground isn't an issue.
 

benstt

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I believe the bylaw in Hamilton is that a trapped animal must be released within 15 ft of where it was caught. (or maybe 50 ft)
That includes 6 feet under, I presume.

Country rules - shoot, shovel, sssshhhh.
 

danmand

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jgd

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I have had the same problem for years and I have tried everything listed above and more. Here is what works for me.

Grubs are a key factor and I go to the US and get grub killer to spray on the lawn.
That only solves part of the problem because the racoons are still filthy, potentially rabid and will do lots of damage in addition to the lawn.'
Next is the live trap. I find peanut butter works best. But don't transfer your racoon problem to another neighbourhood. I drown them. I believe it is illegal to transport trapped wildlife more than 1.5km from where you capture them and that's just a night's stroll for a racoon. You have to finish them off and I concluded a drowning was the quickest and surest way. Racoons are out of control.. In a 12 month period, in an urban area of the GTA I trapped 30 racoons on my property which is 110 x 45 feet.
 
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