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red

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the Princess Bride.

badges, we don't need no stinkin badges
 

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The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

or the Monkees movie


how about

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
 

red

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the usual suspects



how about


The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people.
 

Spode

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Usual Suspects
 

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red said:
the usual suspects



how about


The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people.

Taxi Driver

how about

"Sorry don't get it done, Dude"
 

Spode

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Re: Don't remember Samuel Jackson character

wrong hole said:
Clarence: Eliot, Do I look like a blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?

Elliot: What?

Clarence: I said, do I look like an blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?

Elliot: No.

Clarence: Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit? Do you wanna fuck me?
Would have used that one, but I saw you used it in another post.

For those of you wondering where SJ was in the movie it was at the beginning during a drug deal where he was killed by Gary Oldman's wigger pimp character
 

Spode

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Next

I got two guns...one for the each of ya
 

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wrong hole said:
how about

"Sorry don't get it done, Dude"
You kind of have to get this one before we move to next
 

Spode

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wrong hole said:
You kind of have to get this one before we move to next

Sorry a little quick on the draw
Either a Dell commercial or Rio Bravo?
 

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Spode said:
Next

I got two guns...one for the each of ya

Tombstone


mine was rio bravo


Next

"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep...and you're never really awake."
 

Spode

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Pretty sure I heard that in Fight Club

"Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating, son of a **** bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?"
 

red

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carnal knowledge


Your five years in solitary confinement are at an end. You've paid part of your debt to France.
 

Spode

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Papillion.

Last one. Three from the same character from the funniest movie

"He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.

You know, when I get back there, I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis.

Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that's now why I have a lazy eye. "
 

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I think some of the funniest lines in movie history were from this one:

"Captain, you have another phone call from a Mister Ham on line five."

"Awright, gimmie Ham on five and hold the mayo."

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"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

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"I picked a helluva day to quit sniffing glue."

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"Stewardess! We need to get these passengers to a hospital!"

"What is it?"

"It's a big building filled with sick people, but that isn't important right now."
 

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freakshow said:
100% thats pulp fiction
freakshow is the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You and your Escort win a trip for 2 to the wonderful ice resort and spa located in the center of the North Pole.
 

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Ross Eyerie said:
I think some of the funniest lines in movie history were from this one:

"Captain, you have another phone call from a Mister Ham on line five."

"Awright, gimmie Ham on five and hold the mayo."

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"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

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"I picked a helluva day to quit sniffing glue."

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"Stewardess! We need to get these passengers to a hospital!"

"What is it?"

"It's a big building filled with sick people, but that isn't important right now."
Airplane

Here's one:

Woman to her sister,
"You didn't eat your din din."
 

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lol - take it easy guys - you almost made me laugh myself into a knockout...
 

Dash

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how about ..

My CPU is a neural-net processor. A learning computer. The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn.
 
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