Guess the movie!

[Bush League]

How about this one:

Little boy : "Mr. Dugan, can I have your autograph"
Dugan - signs baseball
Little boy - reading ball "Wow, avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan"
Dugan - "That's good advice"

Good advice for all of us, I must say.

 

[Spode]

a leauge of their own

next

Hey Louie... Louie, your fuckin' chick's givin' you a handjob right in front of everybody. I got guests here, for christsake. People are eating.

Louie: Take it easy, Dave.

 

[Spode]

how about ..

My CPU is a neural-net processor. A learning computer. The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn.

T2

don't know your second one if its from a diff movie

 

[Dash]

T2

don't know your second one if its from a diff movie

ha ha - dude - you came, like, so extremely close. If you had thought about it a moment longer - you probably would've gotten it. Its from the SAME movie. How could you miss that?

In the same movie, T2, Arnold Swarzennegger, aka The Terminator, asks John Connor why do people cry?