I'm going to Bangkok, Has anyone been and do I need to get medical shots before I go , my plan is to stick to the city, no jungle trips...Thanks,
My first experience in the world of pay for play was in Thailand this year. I had been going through a dry spell and decided that if I hit the 6 month mark I would say "screw it" (pun intended), go to Thailand, and smash every prostitute I could find. I didn't execute perfectly on that, but I got pretty close to the mark in my opinion so here are my tips:
- Skip Bangkok, take a $40 cab ride straight to Pattaya. Bangkok is polluted, the women are expensive and there's not that much variety.
- Get a hotel or guest room in Pattaya near Soi 6. I didn't discover this street until a week into my vacation, but it's a magical street where 100 - 300 beautiful women arrive outside at 1PM waiting for discernible gentleman to pass by. In my three weeks there I was not able to once make it from one end of the street to the other without smashing at least one woman. The great thing about Soi 6 is that all the bars have rooms upstairs and the cost per session is $40. Sessions are OSOG and I had some sessions that lasted a full hour. Never felt rushed. This is a great afternoon activity to warm up.
- Avoid staying on walking street. This is where I stayed my first week. It's a huge party area but way too many tourists, the women are expensive and not better quality than elsewhere. I recommend visiting it a few times during a trip, but stay near Soi 6.
- Don't worry about Lady Boys. You'll be able to recognize them because they're over 5'6 and they look like models. If you're still unsure then you'll be able to tell when they talk with odd sounding voices. If you're still unsure, they're super aggressive whereas the women aren't as aggressive.
- Trust no woman. This is not a negative comment about women in general, but Thai hookers want one thing from you: to extract as much money as possible. And they won't always be obvious about it. They will make you fall in love with them, they will dote over you, they will give you freebies, they will continue chatting with you when you get back to Canada. I had a wall up going in and I still got taken. I met a beautiful woman on day 3 and we spent the entire three weeks together (although I still went down Soi 6 every day after the gym). We spent 2 months afterwards chatting in Canada and I was planning another trip to see her. Then one day she asked for a "loan". Immediate block on Whatsapp and never talked to her since. She was smooth though so be VERY careful, trust no one and go in knowing that any woman you meet is most likely a con artist.
- Going along with the above point, I still recommend getting a "girlfriend" while you're there. Most nights they're free (since they're trying to con you) and when you do pay them it's maybe $120 for "long time". The benefit is you now get to experience having a girlfriend and you get that romantic connection. They also save you money in terms of negotiating with taxis and vendors and by knowing the best places for food and sightseeing. My "girlfriend" and I spent many days and nights island hopping and it was a fantastic bonus that I hadn't anticipated beforehand. If you go this route make sure you still hit up massage parlors or Soi 6 during the day while you're "at the gym".
- Soapy massage: Get these as much as possible. They're $120 and 2 hours. First 45 minutes are hot tub where the girl scrubs you squeaky clean. Then you get 30 minutes of soap on you and her rubbing herself all over your body. The rest of the time is free time and you can use your imagination for the rest.
- Massage: $8 for a traditional Thai massage or deep tissue. Great for after a workout and I got one legit massage a day. $40 - $80 for a special massage and great for those days where Soi 6 isn't on your route.
- Take your time: If you go out at 8PM, have fun, play pool or games with some of the bar girls, watch some Muay Thai matches, flirt, and enjoy every minute of it. Use this time to meet as many women as possible, don't be afraid to walk away if she's not doing it for you (but be respectful). Aim to have found a woman for midnight and then lock her down. At this point you can go back to your hotel, or continue on with your night; woman in tow.
Afterwards I came back to Canada and told myself this was a one time thing I would take to my grave, ready to find a quality girl to settle down with. Two weeks later I called CUPIDS and joined Terb... lol