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GlavaMan
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks, it is a fine country" - Mark Twain
>
> "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
> behind me." - General George S. Patton
>
> "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
> accordion." - Norman Schwartzkopf
>
> "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." -
> Marge Simpson
>
> "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - Jacques Chirac,
> President of France
> "As far as France is concerned, you're right." - Rush Limbaugh,
>
> "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
> sitting in Paris sipping coffee." - Regis Philbin
>
> "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better
> on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in
> Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than
> sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." -
P.J
> O'Rourke (1989)
>
> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
> 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the
> face for it." - John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
>
> "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
> hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
> people." - Conan O'Brien
>
> "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam
> out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
> France!" - Jay Leno
>
> "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris
> under a German flag." - David Letterman
>
> "The next time there is a war the ***** has to keep France." - Anonymous
>
> "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
> behind me." - General George S. Patton
>
> "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
> accordion." - Norman Schwartzkopf
>
> "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." -
> Marge Simpson
>
> "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - Jacques Chirac,
> President of France
> "As far as France is concerned, you're right." - Rush Limbaugh,
>
> "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
> sitting in Paris sipping coffee." - Regis Philbin
>
> "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better
> on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in
> Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than
> sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." -
P.J
> O'Rourke (1989)
>
> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
> 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the
> face for it." - John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
>
> "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
> hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
> people." - Conan O'Brien
>
> "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam
> out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
> France!" - Jay Leno
>
> "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris
> under a German flag." - David Letterman
>
> "The next time there is a war the ***** has to keep France." - Anonymous