Douche Bag professions.

[mandrill]

Immigration consultants.

I can not say for sure if they are all crooked. I have never needed the services of one, but all the stories I have heard about them are not good. Immigration consultants are dealing in the world where many of their clients are poor and they are in a business that is feast or famine. When things get bad and they need money, they juice their clients to pay the bills. I talked to a car sales woman that told me she had an immigration consultant not only provided the service of facilitating entry into the country She also provided the service of facilitating their integration into Canadian society. The Immigration consultant would bring her clients to the car dealer to get cars for her clients, she was collecting a fee for this service as well as a kick back from the car dealer for facilitating the sale of the car plus all the added extras. The same was true when she brought her clients to buy a house or condo. There would be a kickback from the realtor.

Immigration consultants are indeed notorious scumbags, almost to a man.

 

[bazokajoe]

So. I casually date a veterinarian. Melissa. Nice girl. Brunette, fake tits, brazilian wax job. Prada purse,Jimmy Choo shoes,Mercedes SUV.

Anyways, after half a bottle of red wine last night she professes how she overcharges her clients at her vet clinic. Especially women. "women will pay whatever I quote them to care for their pet". A friend of mine recently spent 10,000 dollars on surgery for her dog. The thought of losing her dog would have killed her, and she had no problem racking up her credit card for whatever amount necessary. My female friend told me the aforementioned surgery could have been done for less then half that price Fuck her, she's paying for dinners every once in a while from now on.
My revised top 3 Douche bag professions are now
1) Vet
2)Lawyer
3) Tow truck driver.

Heck,you should be happy to even find a women thats willing to pay for dinner once and awhile.If you get tired of her and she is hot,throw her my way.A women with money,thats my kind of girl.

 

[ctv250]

I guess we can add CRA workers in Montreal to the list, too. Although, I'm not sure they're any worse than any other CRA worker I've dealt with.

 

[K Douglas]

Top 3 for me

1. Union bosses (Sid Ryan etc)
2. Personal injury lawyers
3. Institutional traders (overpaid phonies)

 

[Boss Nass]

You should have written this as douchebag 'professionals', not 'professions'. All professions will have both douchebags and people who do their jobs, well, professionally.

 

[bobistheowl]

Charlie Sheen impersonator.

 

[gww]

Every profession has some. By the time this list is complete it will cover every man, women and child. Maybe some animals too.

 

[Boss Nass]

Every profession has some. By the time this list is complete it will cover every man, women and child. Maybe some animals too.

Hey, leave my mother-in-law out of this!

 

[Kyra.Graves]

“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
~Mark Twain

 

[sleazure]

You've painted all vets based on the comments of one. Some might think you're the douche. There are vets that do amazing work for animals and don't do it for the money. They do it for the love of animals.

Most of the vets I've known were fine people.

 

[sleazure]

Life insurance salesmen.
Pushers
Pimps
Lobbyists
Headhunters/Personnel Recruitment Consultants
Mechanics (with some exceptions)
Telemarketers
Actors
Rent-a-Cops
Salesmen (with some exceptions)

(edit:
stand-up comics
televangelists
)

 

[oldjones]

Of course most of us, being men, wouldn't have a clue about douchebags, or what one might be worth. Might I suggest the universally detested 'asswipe' as a more gender-neutral term. Although if you realize too late that you're in a toilet with no paper, you may think a few inches of asswipe are as a 'pearl beyond price'.

Like the lady with the dog. After willingly spending enough on my dying cats to pay for someone's tuition at a decent college, and watching the piratical American health system 'care' for my mother-in-law at her end, I have nothing against the vets or the doctors as individual people making a living. But I'm all for a system that doesn't charge you exorbitantly when you're desperate. Doesn't matter if it's established by law, or by common decency and morality.

Blaming the individuals for the system however is foolish.

 

[maurice93]

Conservative Radio Show Host

 

[WoodPeckr]

Conservative Radio Show Host

Led by the 'Mother-of-all-Blowhards' El Rushbloe...:crazy:

 

[Boss Nass]

Conservative Radio Show Host

+1,000!

 

[sleazure]

Conservative Radio Show Host

Why stop there? Most, if not all, broadcast journalists.

 

[bobistheowl]

High School gym teachers who made a career out of being a dumb jock.

 

[blackrock13]

High School gym teachers who made a career out of being a dumb jock.

Except they get paid $40G's to play games every single day.

 

[LKD]

I wouldn't call a Vet a douchebag.. she's smart.


Douchebags are those custom officers in airports.... jeeeeez I haven't met bigger douchebags than them. You can't even ask them a simple question without getting a douchebag comment.

 

[GPIDEAL]

Your friend sounds like quite the catch... . In addition to your list, I would add anyone in sales, working on Wall or Bay Street, and most people in politics.

Always in the Groove...

My list is as follows, although there are more good persons in these professions than bad ones:

1. Stock broker or hedge fund principals;
2. Real estate agents;
3. Tow truck drivers
4. Certain sales persons (in communications industry, as of late);
5. Bankers;
6. Some lawyers, especially female divorce lawyers, especially if a female one is your adversary;