Does it have a Name???

[LadyTY2Uall]

Being a mature woman with a relatively active sex life (lately anyways lol) I have heard 'that' particular part of a mans anatomy referred to in a variety of humorous ways, such as Mr. Happy, Mr. Big, Johnson, The Big Guy, Old One Eye, Love Stick (seriously) and a few others that escape me at the moment. I am just wandering if you fellas would share your own particular 'pet name' for your Best Buddy....also if some of the Ladies could share some they have heard?

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

Oh, if this has been done already I could not find it.....ahem. So please, no bashing me if this is a repeat.

 

[elmo]

Meat missle, one eyed snake, muscle of love, big blue veign, love torpedo, german helmut or anteater

 

[sailorsix]

Mine could be called Richard. Dick for short.
but what's in a name.
I call it my penis. It answers to nobody.

 

[landscaper]

one eyed trouser trout

 

[amber-jade]

i call my kitty a.....'' who ''...you can talk about it in public

who's cumming for dinner tonight ?

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[RayFinkel]

WILLIE THE ONE EYED WONDER WORM


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[hairyfucker]

eyesore

 

[gramage]

lonely

 

[Prim0]

I like to keep the whole family together...I call him "Big Jim and the twins".

Have a good day.

 

[HG Hunter]

Depending on his condition at any given moment, it may be called anything from my putter to my driver, even sometimes my oversized driver on really special occasions.

HG Hunter

 

[bennyboy68]

'yours for the asking'

 

[Larry_Fyne]

Incredible Heat Seeking Mousture Missle

 

[shaved]

Mr.shaved because it's smooth. One of my lady friends named it. Hers we called Miss. shaved for the same reason.

 

[dandywriter]

albino one-eyed trouser snake

 

[skypilot]

I call mine Father Christmas because it only comes once a year.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

LMAO Sweet

Too funny

'yours for the asking'

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

These are hilarious lol, any more? Keep em coming Oh and I would love to hear the names the Ladies call their 'girl'.....don't have a name for mine,,,,,suggestions?

 

[Liber Pater]

Purple helmetted love warrior

 

[star_lord1]

i call my kitty a.....'' who ''...you can talk about it in public

who's cumming for dinner tonight ?

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Who's on first?