Does it have a Name???

golf4life

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I have been in yours. I would call it a "Tight tunnel of Love" And your ass is even tighter!!
 

Dewalt

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Mine is pretty straightforeward: Dewalt.

Like the power tool.
 

jiggaplz2

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I call my dick the 'purple-headed yoghurt flinger'.

I call Lisa of Toronto's xxxx a 'fetid hatchet wound'.
 

lusciouslin33

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The only reason why some men name their penis is so that 90% of their decisions aren't made by a total stranger. I recommend you tattoo a 50 dollar bill on your precious member so that way you can talk women into blowing your money.
 

Thunderballs

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I call him "Vista". If I try to do too much with him, he crashes. He calls me "The Wallet".
 

smylee52

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lusciouslin33 said:
The only reason why some men name their penis is so that 90% of their decisions aren't made by a total stranger. I recommend you tattoo a 50 dollar bill on your precious member so that way you can talk women into blowing your money.
I was actually thinking of 4 stars so The General is given full credit for all the campaigns he's soldiered in .
 
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