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LadyTY2Uall

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Being a mature woman with a relatively active sex life (lately anyways lol) I have heard 'that' particular part of a mans anatomy referred to in a variety of humorous ways, such as Mr. Happy, Mr. Big, Johnson, The Big Guy, Old One Eye, Love Stick (seriously) and a few others that escape me at the moment. I am just wandering if you fellas would share your own particular 'pet name' for your Best Buddy....also if some of the Ladies could share some they have heard?
 
Meat missle, one eyed snake, muscle of love, big blue veign, love torpedo, german helmut or anteater
 
Mine could be called Richard. Dick for short.
but what's in a name.
I call it my penis. It answers to nobody.
 
lonely
 
I like to keep the whole family together...I call him "Big Jim and the twins".

Have a good day.
 
Depending on his condition at any given moment, it may be called anything from my putter to my driver, even sometimes my oversized driver on really special occasions.

HG Hunter
 
Mr.shaved because it's smooth. One of my lady friends named it. Hers we called Miss. shaved for the same reason.
 
These are hilarious lol, any more? Keep em coming :D Oh and I would love to hear the names the Ladies call their 'girl'.....don't have a name for mine,,,,,suggestions?
 
Purple helmetted love warrior
 
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