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Dick Pic Basic Rules

y2kmark

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This list of multiple rules is ridiculous.

There are only two rules regarding Dick Pics.

Rule #1 = NEVER show a Woman your dick, unless she has explicitly ASKED to see it.
Rule #2 = See Rule #1.
Sam Kineson rule: "Make her cum twice before you let her see your dick"....
 

wigglee

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Some dicks look better than others. If I were you, I'd be glad to get a preview of what I was supposed to put in my mouth.
 

y2kmark

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If you'll be my Dixie Chicken,

i'll be your Tennessee Lamb

And we can walk together in Dick-seee land 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 Little Feat....
 
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Claudia Love

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Some humans are strange. Here is the other side of the coin. Ted Bundy who murdered over 30 women received love letters, some with nude photos, from female admirers. (I heard the same with Paul Bernardo.)

"Lots and lots of women sent him pictures, some sent him nude pictures"
Ted Bundy And The Women Who Loved Him: Serial Killer 'Groupies' | Crime News (oxygen.com)
I was living in Florida when Ted Bundy struck infact it gets creepier than that .....my best friend and i thought we'd drive to Gainseville Floridato to find out if we could get an apartment there and go to Gainsville College for 2 years before going to University of Miami. So we drove up and then we found out what happened and we both were like so upset we didnt want to go there anymore. I'll tell you why some fucked up people send nudes to Ted Bundy and Charles Manson and Paul Bernado .....Ted and Paul were good looking so very stupid women think because a person looks good they must be ok. Anyone that likes someone based on looks and not depth is in for a world of turmoil. Charles manson was admired by woman wanting to belong to a cult and they were willing to accept him at any cost. Theres some very fucked up people on this earth lol
 

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Anyone that likes someone based on looks and not depth is in for a world of turmoil. Charles manson was admired by woman wanting to belong to a cult and they were willing to accept him at any cost. Theres some very fucked up people on this earth lol
I would never in a million years put myself in the same category as a Bundy or a Manson but yes, there are some real fcuked people out there. When I was in university I use to tell the co-eds that I was a communist. The reaction from many co-eds was: "Wow, you're a communist. Take me to your place and tell me more."
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WetSeeker

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Hear me out I don't hate dick pics but I don't openly accept them. If I'm like just sexting someone outside of working hours and they just so happen to send it I'll either laugh or view it as a nice package.
Question for Akila and the ladies:
Do you prefer your clients shaved shaft and balls or just shaft?
Do you prefer civilian BFs to be shaved the same or not?
I started dating again and while nothing has transpired I'm curious what women prefer.
I usually do both but now just the shaft thinking it might be better for oral and BLS to do both?
 

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Darts

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Just when you thought it was safe, somebodies revived this thread.

Anyway, I started a "Pussy Pic Thread". Let's see if we get any reaction.
BTW: My "Naked E.I. Female" thread is still alive. Please feel free to visit.
 

luvdog

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I don't, unless I have known the woman a long while and seen her before.

Strange women I have never met. No.

With the way things are going, even staring at a woman long enough will be considered assault.
Years from now, they will say "don't eyeball me", and guys will be sending pics of their eyeballs and there will be a thread about it.
LD.
 

Darts

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I don't, unless I have known the woman a long while and seen her before.

Strange women I have never met. No.

With the way things are going, even staring at a woman long enough will be considered assault.
You one smart dude.

"He used the social media website Twitter to send a link that contained a sexually suggestive picture of himself to a 21-year-old woman. After initially denying reports that he had posted the image, he admitted that he sent a link to the photo, which was described by Pittsburgh Post-Gazette as an "erection barely covered by a man's underwear""
Anthony Weiner sexting scandals - Wikipedia
 

SexB

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I never really understood the appeal of sending a dick pic, unless you were explicitly asked for one.

You're just showing how massively insecure you are. If your junk is really that impressive, you should be confident and secure about it.

Besides, what happened to making it a surprise? Wouldn't you rather see that "Wow!" expression on her face when your clothes come off, or if you see companions, the towel drops to the floor?
 
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