This reminds me of a story you guys might find amusing. Only had a condom malfunction once in my life. Picked up a working girl from a bar and we had a wild session in a hotel room. Finished off in missionary and cuddled for quite some time joined together. Once I pulled out, it turned out the condom was ripped. I just had a sort of a sharded rubber ring around my dick and she had a massive creampie. I thought it was hot and funny but she (obviously) freaked out. She downed two bottles of water immediately to get her bladder going. While waiting for that to kick in, she hopped around the room to let gravity help to get some out, while saying OMG all the time. She had C / D cup size tits so the hopping was quite spectacular to watch for me while lying on the bed She disappeared into the bathroom to flush her pussy with the shower head, pissed a couple of times and again the shower treatment. She left all worried. I got a message from her 2 weeks later that she got her period and we joked back and forth about it. She is a low level influencer now and I sometimes watch her content. Always makes me think about her hopping around and still puts a smile on my face.