I can just picture that. lolThis reminds me of a story you guys might find amusing. Only had a condom malfunction once in my life. Picked up a working girl from a bar and we had a wild session in a hotel room. Finished off in missionary and cuddled for quite some time joined together. Once I pulled out, it turned out the condom was ripped. I just had a sort of a sharded rubber ring around my dick and she had a massive creampie. I thought it was hot and funny but she (obviously) freaked out. She downed two bottles of water immediately to get her bladder going. While waiting for that to kick in, she hopped around the room to let gravity help to get some out, while saying OMG all the time. She had C / D cup size tits so the hopping was quite spectacular to watch for me while lying on the bedShe disappeared into the bathroom to flush her pussy with the shower head, pissed a couple of times and again the shower treatment. She left all worried. I got a message from her 2 weeks later that she got her period and we joked back and forth about it. She is a low level influencer now and I sometimes watch her content. Always makes me think about her hopping around and still puts a smile on my face.
This happened a couple years ago. We had a few friends over for dinner and drinks. My wife went to bed after everyone but one friend had left. We decided to stayed up and have more wine. An hour or so later, she asked if she could crash at our place. We were both a little drunk, but not a problem, we've had lots of friends stay the night before. We have a king size bed and my wife's a really sound sleeper, so we hopped into bed. Next think I know, she's stroking my cock and I'm fingering her pussy. She asks if I have a condom, thankfully I did. On goes the cover and I start banging her in mish. I turn her on her side and start doing her from behind until I pop. I literally fell asleep right after came. I woke up about 10 or 30 minutes later. Realizing what happened, I reached down for the condom but it wasn't on my cock. Did it fall off? Did I take it off and put it somewhere? Was it still in between the sheets? Panicking a little, I start searching for it. It's nowhere to be found. Then it dawns on me. It's got to be in her pussy. So I stick a couple fingers into her still wet pussy to see if it's there. I feel the ring, get ahold of it and pull it out. We all woke up in the morning, got dressed and said goodbye to our friend. My wife never knew what happened. That was a crazy night.
