Columbian Temptation in the Office....
- Thread starter WiCkEd LoVeR
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Here's my advice: Go to Home Depot, and buy a good-sized rubber mallet.
Then beat yourself in the head repeatedly until you realize what a stupid idea this is...
There's a reason this Board exists... to help you find "gals" with "banging bodies" and "perky titties" who are your daughter's age. They're called Escorts, and they fill the need you have.
So once you have finished banging your head, go bang a few of them. In fact, you can now afford to spend half of your net worth doing it, and be no worse off than if you left your wife!
Then beat yourself in the head repeatedly until you realize what a stupid idea this is...
There's a reason this Board exists... to help you find "gals" with "banging bodies" and "perky titties" who are your daughter's age. They're called Escorts, and they fill the need you have.
So once you have finished banging your head, go bang a few of them. In fact, you can now afford to spend half of your net worth doing it, and be no worse off than if you left your wife!
My solution: Go and bang some hot SPs who are at your daughter's age, with a banging body and breast enhancements. After a dozen SPs, you take a look at that chick to see if she is still so special that worth risking everything you've got to just bang her. You probably will change your mind and be less attached to her.
btw, don't forget writing some reviews of the SPs you booked.
btw, don't forget writing some reviews of the SPs you booked.
That depends on a number of factors:
-How much grief would it give you to hurt your wife and daughter if they found out?
-How much do you stand to lose in a divorce?
-What's the endgame for your new relationship?
-What are the chances your new relationship would be exposed? Seems fairly high if your coworkers are already on to you.
-What do you mean by "I've always wanted a son"? Are you planning on leaving your wife for Miss Colombia? Or do you just want to be a father figure?
-How much grief would it give you to hurt your wife and daughter if they found out?
-How much do you stand to lose in a divorce?
-What's the endgame for your new relationship?
-What are the chances your new relationship would be exposed? Seems fairly high if your coworkers are already on to you.
-What do you mean by "I've always wanted a son"? Are you planning on leaving your wife for Miss Colombia? Or do you just want to be a father figure?
You had me at "Columbian rocking everything".... Go for it.
That's the beauty of being upper management, you get to bone the entry level hot slutty gurls using the empty promises of room for advancement. Geez, didn't you learn anything from watching 70's porn?
That's the beauty of being upper management, you get to bone the entry level hot slutty gurls using the empty promises of room for advancement. Geez, didn't you learn anything from watching 70's porn?
LOoks so risky for several reasons.
At the risk of cultural generalizations, women from latin cultures are far more friendly, and touchy feely than the waspy anglo saxons who have been giving you the cold shoulder all of your life. They are great at stroking a man's ego, as it is often part of a normal social interaction. Women often flirt much more openly with men, but it doesnt necessarily mean they want you to be their sons stepdaddy!!
Best case scenario (unlikely). She is actually into you, sees you as powerful and manly because of your experience, power and the good way you treat her. You get together with her, and all of the rest of your life collapses. In ten years you are in your 70s, she in her 30s ..... You have lost1/2 of your retirement and the love of your daughter.
Worstcases- many. You have misinterpreted friendliness and get embarassed, you get slapped with a sexual harassme t suit, she sees you as a cash cow, marries you for a year or two then takes half of the remaining half of what you are worth.
Dont do it. Sort out your marriage if possible, if not get out amicably, and seek a partner where the situation is not so perilous.
At the risk of cultural generalizations, women from latin cultures are far more friendly, and touchy feely than the waspy anglo saxons who have been giving you the cold shoulder all of your life. They are great at stroking a man's ego, as it is often part of a normal social interaction. Women often flirt much more openly with men, but it doesnt necessarily mean they want you to be their sons stepdaddy!!
Best case scenario (unlikely). She is actually into you, sees you as powerful and manly because of your experience, power and the good way you treat her. You get together with her, and all of the rest of your life collapses. In ten years you are in your 70s, she in her 30s ..... You have lost1/2 of your retirement and the love of your daughter.
Worstcases- many. You have misinterpreted friendliness and get embarassed, you get slapped with a sexual harassme t suit, she sees you as a cash cow, marries you for a year or two then takes half of the remaining half of what you are worth.
Dont do it. Sort out your marriage if possible, if not get out amicably, and seek a partner where the situation is not so perilous.
EXACTLY what I was thinking.
The OP is thinking with his cock. She is thinking with her head - "he has money".
You know the old saying, "there's no fool like an old fool"
To the OP,
Don't F Up your retirement man, not worth it for a woman, look for someone OUTSIDE if you cannot wait.
If in doubt, always check with your HR first, but then again, why would you do that to get yourself into more trouble...
JC
Don't F Up your retirement man, not worth it for a woman, look for someone OUTSIDE if you cannot wait.
If in doubt, always check with your HR first, but then again, why would you do that to get yourself into more trouble...
JC
Very solid analysis.
I would say it more succinctly "Don't put your meat where you get your bread."
It would be less expensive and you would have much more fun going to an SP and having her role play the situation for you. Plus you can try on more than just one glove to see if it fits and feels just right. Dont be a fool it took you how long to get to a pensionable age with benefits.Too late to start over.
