Did I not tell you to put that crack pipe down in another post? That shit will kill ya!VirginJohn said:
Chastisement of God -- house broken into.
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The thieves did not take the fleshlight.Entropy said:
Police were here. Just finished the police report. Putting on a home security system on now. My family had this home since the 60's and nothing like this has ever happened before. The worst thing was my bike got stolen when I was a kid, but I left it outside. Well, now they know this computer is in this room. Will get the serial numbers for TV and Laptop and forward them to the police and make a home insurance claim once we get the report in a week's time.
God acts in that way. The Bablonians took the Jewish people captive of Judea. The Assyrians conquered the Northern Tribes of Israel. This was prophecied to happen. The Israelites would not change from their backsliding ways. History shows that God acts in that way.Aardvark154 said:
The book of Job talks about the hedge of protection. The Bible also talks about the accursed thing (Joshua). The Israelites started losing the battles when Achan stold the accursed gold from the city of Jerico.
This will continue to be monitored. The police find it unusual that cash or cards weren't stolen but the laptop and TV was. The cash was scattered and out of the envelope. This sounds more like a chastisement targetting the laptop and TV than a robbery.
If your computer gets stolen, don't blame anyone but yourself... blasphemer!Cycleguy007 said:You'll need some witnesses...
They noticed you were a member of TERB and they got side tracked on what you like to look at when you are not praying. Read my signature line below, I have been warning you for a long time now. The signs have been here VJ, but you need to read them.VirginJohn said:
Monogamy is not an option with me. I thought that was a given.Noir said:
Captain, add a non-monogamy stipulation to the pre-nup please.
Wow, even though my real-life persona has nothing to do with a captaincy of any kind, I found that line to be a complete turn-on!genintoronto said:
Grrr-owl! Talk sexy to me!
"Lawyerman" is on the case. He charges virtual dollars by the virtual 15-minute block. Luckily my virtual credit is good.genintoronto said:
It was a given. Noir is just exceedingly polite and never takes anything for granted. Part of her charm.genintoronto said:
For those who missed the reference: O Captain! My Captain!Captain Fantastic said:Wow, even though my real-life persona has nothing to do with a captaincy of any kind, I found that line to be a complete turn-on!
Grrr-owl! Talk sexy to me!
Noir, better go with the King size Captain's bed in the condo ... with at least 3 drawers for Gen's paraphernalia collection.
Glad you let us know that. It's better than letting the unwashed masses think it was a Robin Williams "Dead Poets Society" reference...genintoronto said:
(Actually, it was partly the fact that you quoted Whitman that was such a turn-on! I can imagine it in your French accent... mmmm!)
Now, I am totally confused. Someone stole Virgin's bike and CycleGuy is pissed off? Also, did I hear Gen is involved in a threesome with some captain? What in blazes is going on here?Cycleguy007 said:
IN THE FAST LANE RONO!!!! GTF outta the way!!!!
And Rock... I'm pissed cuz now VJ won't be able to ride his bike! That's LOW! You don't mess with a guy's bike! (There are lines that just shouldn't be crossed...)
And Rock... I'm pissed cuz now VJ won't be able to ride his bike! That's LOW! You don't mess with a guy's bike! (There are lines that just shouldn't be crossed...)
Speak for yourself...Rono said:
(Humming to himself.) "Heaven, I'm in heaven, Noir and Gen, and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak..."
