Chastisement of God -- house broken into.
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Assuming you are "real" VirginJohn and that you truly have faith in that God you speak of:
You're not exactly humble, are you? Don't you think you're giving yourself and what you are doing with your penis a little too much importance here?
What I think is delusional is not so much to believe in a fairy in the sky who is the creator and arbitrator of life, the universe, and everything, but rather to believe that this fairy in the sky cares enough about the harmless things you're doing with your penis to chastise you for looking at naked pics.
And even more fucked up is to believe that said fairy in the sky would chastise you for jerking off over naughty pictures, but would allow for the daily rape and abuse of countless women and children around the world, among other atrocities perpetrated by human beings.
You and your God have fucked up priorities if you ask me. Not that you did.
You're not exactly humble, are you? Don't you think you're giving yourself and what you are doing with your penis a little too much importance here?
What I think is delusional is not so much to believe in a fairy in the sky who is the creator and arbitrator of life, the universe, and everything, but rather to believe that this fairy in the sky cares enough about the harmless things you're doing with your penis to chastise you for looking at naked pics.
And even more fucked up is to believe that said fairy in the sky would chastise you for jerking off over naughty pictures, but would allow for the daily rape and abuse of countless women and children around the world, among other atrocities perpetrated by human beings.
You and your God have fucked up priorities if you ask me. Not that you did.
Careful, I may have to make you get on your knees and pray... or something! Either that or give you a good spanking.genintoronto said:
Gen, I love you (ok, your TERB persona, but whatever), will you marry me? LOL!
LOL ... and with that Captain, you may have scared her back into lurking modeCaptain Fantastic said:
Hope you don't believe in the same fairy as VirginJohn. Maybe you should make a back up of your hard drive otherwise, just in case.reef said:I sure love when genintoronto posts ... lol ... both for the blunt/hilarious posts and the picture that follows them.
well said
Sure, I'll virtually marry your online persona. I want a real pre-nup though.
AWESOME! We found some good for this thread! It has drawn gen out of lurking mode! We love you Gen... please stay... Please?
Sure, you can have half of everything "Captain Fantastic" owns. Hell, you can have everything! (Think of it as a shell corporation of sorts...) I'll have "lawyerman" draft it up, asap. Maybe "priest" can virtually wed us?genintoronto said:
Up yours, pussy! (See above.)snowleopard said:
Oh Gen....This post made me realize this:genintoronto said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIuKtp3yCTw
And since I love you and CF, would you be willing to start some polyandrous marriage Gen?
Talk about a blasphemy! See you on Thursday hun. Don't mind me, I'm just lurking. I have no idea what this thread is all about. I'm heading back to the MP Forum. See you folks later.
John, sarcastic Terb Comments aside you really need to talk with your Priest/Cleric. God does not act in this way. This rather has to do with the fallen nature of mankind - the thieves.VirginJohn said:
If you are not just someone having fun "jerking our chains," please see and talk with a Cleric you trust.
