Boring dinner dates

[koreanjames]

The worst part is after the meal and movie when she tells you that she has to go back home because she has things to do early the next morning. But in reality she has to go home to change and freshen up for her meetup with a Chad that was planned beforehand (the "girlfriend" she was texting during dinner) at his rental or in the backseat of his car because his other chosen girlfriend is staying at the rental (she knows this and loves being second in line, his dirty secret) - no money, no dinner, no foreplay required. Next morning you're wondering how she enjoyed the date, meanwhile she's doing the walk of shame on public transit (because Chad won't drive her home, and this cold indifference toward her makes him that much more desirable in her eyes) with makeup smeared everywhere and cock-breathe. In 2019, dinner dates are so degrading to beta males.

LOL!! awesome.

 

[FlorenceYi]

It is not weird.

Actually it is fabulous to be sitting next to the most gorgeous girl in the place, and some are so interesting and amazing company, but that doesn’t mean that I would ever pay for their time, dinner by all means wherever they would like to eat.
Some of them are absolutely fascinating women and a pleasure to have dinner with.

I don’t believe in dinner dates and it has nothing to do with money.

I don’t like to talk when I eat. It’s too awkward with someone you don’t know.

lolll omg I hate pets. and kids. especially.

Ah, I see your angle... yes I agree that dining alone is 90% of the time better than dining with anyone else.

 

[FlorenceYi]

I totally agree. I like to enjoy my meal without being self-conscious about passing gas or getting something stuck on my teeth. Yes I will stuff my face as I see fit. The game of ‘let me take you out to eat and see if I can convince you to fuck me’ is sick and immoral. As a good Christian I'd like to know how Greek is even a possibility immediately after a full course meal?

Let’s grab a coffee and shoot the shit instead. A Chad can get laid without doing any of the above. A woman’s legs are chronically open for the most beastly men out there. It’s incredible and enviable.

Okay, I agree with the gas part - especially if someone wants to feed me gluten. Why would someone bring me to an italian restaurant after I told them I am gluten free is beyond me. But NO! Rather than 'convince me to fuck you', my mentality is... you should know you will be fucking me tonight, but I would like you to pretend you don't know if it will happen or not. That's what riles me up. When a man can behave. my gawd, it makes me want to claw at him at the effin restaurant.

Anyway, that's something that wouldn't happen for me at a coffee place, just sayin.

 

[FlorenceYi]

The worst part is after the meal and movie when she tells you that she has to go back home because she has things to do early the next morning. But in reality she has to go home to change and freshen up for her meetup with a Chad that was planned beforehand (the "girlfriend" she was texting during dinner) at his rental or in the backseat of his car because his other chosen girlfriend is staying at the rental (she knows this and loves being second in line, his dirty secret) - no money, no dinner, no foreplay required. Next morning you're wondering how she enjoyed the date, meanwhile she's doing the walk of shame on public transit (because Chad won't drive her home, and this cold indifference toward her makes him that much more desirable in her eyes) with makeup smeared everywhere and cock-breathe. In 2019, dinner dates are so degrading to beta males.

This only happens if she doesn't like the direction your date is going... otherwise, everything is dependent on your game DURING the date. A woman wouldn't bother getting ready and all dolled up to go on a dinner date to NOT fuck. Unless she is the type of woman who is insecure enough to actually just want a free meal and nothing else from you... that is stupid and shouldn't be worth anyone's time. Don't choose these girls.

I think I should try to date a girl and see what happens.

 

[luvyeah]

This only happens if she doesn't like the direction your date is going... otherwise, everything is dependent on your game DURING the date. A woman wouldn't bother getting ready and all dolled up to go on a dinner date to NOT fuck. Unless she is the type of woman who is insecure enough to actually just want a free meal and nothing else from you... that is stupid and shouldn't be worth anyone's time. Don't choose these girls.

I think I should try to date a girl and see what happens.

Who pays for the dinner in a same sex arrangement?

 

[sp free]

The worst part is after the meal and movie when she tells you that she has to go back home because she has things to do early the next morning. But in reality she has to go home to change and freshen up for her meetup with a Chad that was planned beforehand (the "girlfriend" she was texting during dinner) at his rental or in the backseat of his car because his other chosen girlfriend is staying at the rental (she knows this and loves being second in line, his dirty secret) - no money, no dinner, no foreplay required. Next morning you're wondering how she enjoyed the date, meanwhile she's doing the walk of shame on public transit (because Chad won't drive her home, and this cold indifference toward her makes him that much more desirable in her eyes) with makeup smeared everywhere and cock-breathe. In 2019, dinner dates are so degrading to beta males.

I lol’ed.

 

[sp free]

lolll omg I hate pets. and kids. especially.

Ah, I see your angle... yes I agree that dining alone is 90% of the time better than dining with anyone else.

I don’t need to be alone, just don’t expect me to talk.

 

[FlorenceYi]

Who pays for the dinner in a same sex arrangement?

LOL!!!!

I will report back when I have experience.

 

[sp free]

I don’t date anymore, and I don’t drink either, but back when I did both, I always liked to go catch a decent band at a bar and have a few drinks.

If you have fun with each other...great. If not, oh well.

 

[Smallcock]

LOL!! awesome.

It gets better.

Another day goes by and you're too afraid to text or call her because it would make you seem desperate. Besides, you did a great job. She laughed at your jokes and you just know another date with her is a shoo-in. A few more days later, you get the nerve to text her and she 1) ghosts you or 2) claims you texted the wrong number or 3) replies 3 days later with the unfortunate news that she doesn't think it's going to work out. You're just too old fashioned for her taste. She tells you that paying for her dinner when you knew she was a strong independent feminist was the straw that broke the camel's back on an otherwise decent date. The fact that you told her that you were a Hillary supporter isn't enough. She tells you that she's decided to stop dating altogether for the foreseeable future and is considering becoming a lesbian.

That same evening, she sneaks by Chad's rental apartment (while his first girlfriend is at work to earn the money needed to pay his rent) for an hour long sexual tryst involving horrifying violent degrading acts. But before arriving, she goes out of her way to pick up Swiss Chalet for him on her dime, because she knows that's his favourite meal. She loves to treat him whenever possible.

After the sexual escapade is over, he tells her how special she is to him but that she needs to leave asap because his girlfriend will be home soon. She looks at him and then scans the room at all of his #MAGA paraphernalia covering the walls and shakes her head while smirking. She leaves happy (knowing she's protecting him from getting caught), taking the long trek home on public transit. Meanwhile Chad fires up his used Mercedes and heads out to meet his male friends at the local bar for a night of drinking and in no time, he's making out with Lexi, a bombshell who is new to that bar. It's one hour until the bar closes so Chad and Lexi head back to her rented room in a two-bedroom condo where he crushes it but can only nut once because he fucked 'dategirl' so hard earlier. After releasing on Lexi's face, and calling her bad names, he leaves for home. They never see each other again.

Back at his rental, Chad cuddles his girlfriend in their bed when she tells him that the rent has been paid. "I love you, babe" he whispers in her ear. "I love you more!" she whispers back.

While all this is going on, you're at home twiddling your thumbs wondering what went wrong on your date. A box of expensive chocolates that you bought for her sits on top of your kitchen counter collecting dust. You go back to tying a rope around your neck to engage in erotic asphyxiation and place a vacuum hose around your cock. You turn on the vacuum and within 15 minutes you bust hard as your brain ebbs in and out of consciousness.

The 80/20 rule wins the day.

 

[sp free]

So....be Chad?

 

[kherg007]

It gets better.

Another day goes by and you're too afraid to text or call her because it would make you seem desperate. Besides, you did a great job. She laughed at your jokes and you just know another date with her is a shoo-in. A few more days later, you get the nerve to text her and she 1) ghosts you or 2) claims you texted the wrong number or 3) replies 3 days later with the unfortunate news that she doesn't think it's going to work out. You're just too old fashioned for her taste. She texts you explaining that paying for her dinner when you knew she was a strong independent feminist was the straw that broke the camel's back on an otherwise decent date. She's stopped dating for the foreseeable future.

That same evening, she sneaks by Chad's rental apartment (while his first girlfriend is at work to earn the money needed to pay his rent) for an hour long sexual tryst involving horrifying violent degrading acts. But before arriving, she goes out of her way to pick up Swiss Chalet for him on her dime, because she knows that's his favourite meal. She loves to treat him whenever possible.

After the sexual escapades is over, he tells her how special she is to him but that she needs to leave asap because his girlfriend will be home soon. She leaves happy, taking the long track home on public transit. Chad fires up his Mercedes and heads out to meet his male friends at the local bar for a night of drinking and in no time, he's making out with Lexi, the bombshell. It's one hour until the bar closes so Chad and Lexi head back to her condo where he crushes it but can only nut once because he fucked hard earlier. After releasing on Lexi's face, and calling her bad names, he leaves for home. They never see each other again.

Back at his rental, Chad cuddles his girlfriend in their bed when she tells him that the rent has been paid. "I love you" he whispers in her ear. "I love you more!" she whispers back.

Lol....eeeks...what type of women do you hand around with? Wow they sound so....uh....mercenary. if that's the case skip dinner and go right to an SP. Eliminates the wondering and hoping lol. Then on your way back to your hotel get take away jerk chicken and declare victory.

 

[koreanjames]

this is a killer work of art.

please feel free to write chapter 3 of #ChadLife whenever you can.

your #1fan.

i'm dying here LMFAO.

It gets better.

Another day goes by and you're too afraid to text or call her because it would make you seem desperate. Besides, you did a great job. She laughed at your jokes and you just know another date with her is a shoo-in. A few more days later, you get the nerve to text her and she 1) ghosts you or 2) claims you texted the wrong number or 3) replies 3 days later with the unfortunate news that she doesn't think it's going to work out. You're just too old fashioned for her taste. She texts you explaining that paying for her dinner when you knew she was a strong independent feminist was the straw that broke the camel's back on an otherwise decent date. She's stopped dating for the foreseeable future.

That same evening, she sneaks by Chad's rental apartment (while his first girlfriend is at work to earn the money needed to pay his rent) for an hour long sexual tryst involving horrifying violent degrading acts. But before arriving, she goes out of her way to pick up Swiss Chalet for him on her dime, because she knows that's his favourite meal. She loves to treat him whenever possible.

After the sexual escapades is over, he tells her how special she is to him but that she needs to leave asap because his girlfriend will be home soon. She leaves happy, taking the long track home on public transit. Chad fires up his Mercedes and heads out to meet his male friends at the local bar for a night of drinking and in no time, he's making out with Lexi, the bombshell. It's one hour until the bar closes so Chad and Lexi head back to her condo where he crushes it but can only nut once because he fucked hard earlier. After releasing on Lexi's face, and calling her bad names, he leaves for home. They never see each other again.

Back at his rental, Chad cuddles his girlfriend in their bed when she tells him that the rent has been paid. "I love you" he whispers in her ear. "I love you more!" she whispers back.

 

[FlorenceYi]

Lol....eeeks...what type of women do you hand around with? Wow they sound so....uh....mercenary. if that's the case skip dinner and go right to an SP. Eliminates the wondering and hoping lol. Then on your way back to your hotel get take away jerk chicken and declare victory.

YES jerk chicken. but order a pound of jerk chicken and then a side of rice rather than a meal of jerk chicken and rice. that can last at least 2 meals and be cheaper!

 

[Smallcock]

Lol....eeeks...what type of women do you hand around with?

If I don't survive, please promise to deliver this lurid tale of deceit to the masses. Every woman that you've ever known has been its protagonist, many many times over, and revealing this truth has undoubtedly put me in jeopardy of doxxing or worse. It'll be a miracle if I'm still alive by this time tomorrow. God bless.

 

[kherg007]

YES jerk chicken. but order a pound of jerk chicken and then a side of rice rather than a meal of jerk chicken and rice. that can last at least 2 meals and be cheaper!

If the plantains are freshly cooked get them on the side instead of the rice n peas lol. If I'm heading back to the airport I'll eat the jerk inside the place on the rickety table then get a spicy beef patty for the ride back to the airport.

It's good to get more jerk chicken when possible I agree FY. If someone looks at me whilst im eating a buttload of chicken i just pretend I'm on some cutting edge version of a keto diet or something lol.

 

[FlorenceYi]

If the plantains are freshly cooked get them on the side instead of the rice n peas lol. If I'm heading back to the airport I'll eat the jerk inside the place on the rickety table then get a spicy beef patty for the ride back to the airport.

It's good to get more jerk chicken when possible I agree FY. If someone looks at me whilst im eating a buttload of chicken i just pretend I'm on some cutting edge version of a keto diet or something lol.

The best jamaican patty I ever had was literally in Jamaica (off resort)... so.. fucking... good. and yeah, spicy.

 

[kherg007]

The best jamaican patty I ever had was literally in Jamaica (off resort)... so.. fucking... good. and yeah, spicy.

For me the best jamaican patty i ever had was in Brooklyn. Best roti's w meat were in Trinidad, but the best vegetable roti was in Barbados. For these places watch where the locals queue. Most parts of the world it won't steer you wrong. Certainly the case in SE Asia.

 

[VIPhunter]

Tell that to VIPHunter who likes to pay for dinner and hope to get laid.

Not quite. I like to have dinner (and paying is no big deal), and I like to get laid. If one leads to the other (either way) it's just pure efficiency in action.

 

[Dutch Oven]

• A man once asked me out, and didn't bring any cash. I offered to pay the bill, and did. He let me. I never saw him again.

• A man once jokingly retorted after finding out my civilian occupation at the time, 'oh well, i guess our first date is on you'. We never had a first date.

• A man once asked me out to dinner. I had such a great conversation that I offered to treat him to our meal. He let me. I never saw him again.

• A man once asked me out to coffee. I said I prefer to do dinner rather than coffee, if our goal is to get to know one another. He insisted on coffee. I said no problem, we are on our way to being friends. We met for a coffee - he immediately wanted to have dinner upon seeing me. I reluctantly said yes. Afterwards, he asked if I was interested romantically. I reminded him of his ask for coffee even though I suggested otherwise, and said no thanks. He went home, full of regret.

• A man once offered to take me out to dinner. He also wanted to ensure we were going to fuck that night if he were going to take me out to dinner. I never responded.

• A man once offered to take me out to dinner. We exchanged numbers and I waited a couple days for him to reach out. After realizing he wouldn't, I proceeded with my life.

• A man once took me out to dinner. He appeared like prince charming with his wild ambitions and stories that he shared with me over dinner - I was mesmerized. He didn't contact me for over a week, leaving me feeling cold in the night. We haven't met since.

• A man once took me out to dinner. He couldn't talk about anything else but himself. I wonder who he really wanted to have dinner with, because it wasn't me. Maybe his mother.

• A man once texted me to set up a dinner date. We fell in love and we fell in lust. We dreamed of our futures together in a foreign land. Best sex I ever had. One time, he took me out to dinner, and I was too tired to prolong the evening. The man childishly got angry with me because his dick wasn't being tended to. I stopped lusting for him immediately after that.

• A man once took me out for several beautiful dinner dates. We tried to date, and had an intense rollercoaster professional/personal relationship.. but it just didn't work out in the end. I still think of him fondly to this day and we remain friends. He still takes me out to dinner once in a while, professionally.

• A man once offered to take me out to dinner. Instead, we stayed in and talked all night. We almost got married. We still keep in touch and are a great mental support to one another.

Coffee dates are for people who we are already acquainted and close with, or people we have no intention of getting close to (a co-worker, a friend, a stranger we don't want to give too much time or energy to). I have heard so many stories from jaded women who have the same mentality of 'I only want to expand as much energy as a coffee date would allow.. what if I don't like him?' Personally I feel that anyone with this mentality probably shouldn't even be going out to meet people on a romantic level. If you go about the world with that kind of pessimism, that's what you will attract. 'The other person NEEDS to invest in ME before I'm willing to spend any amount of extra effort or dollars on them' This only shows fear, cowardice, guardedness, rigidity.. as opposed to generosity, love, warmth, male-dominant-provider-stallion kinda vibe. I mean, it goes both ways. Both parties need to be equally willing to risk their time and energy and effort into a first date.. mutual vulnerability is a key factor. If one party is unwilling to be vulnerable, there really is no point in proceeding.

Interesting post. I think the world can stop worrying about climate change or wars. It seems we are on our way to ending the human race all on our own.