Bloody Eggs

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hungry

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Okay, I have been buying eggs forever, grade A large. The last 2 dozen have I have purchased have scared the shite out of me. I cracked one and it was bloody. Yeck, I cooked it solid and threw it out. I bought my next dozen today from a different store and cracked it open in my frying pan and blood again. I cooked it solid and threw it out. Is this just bad luck or has anyone else experienced this? So gross!:mad:
 
hungry said:
Okay, I have been buying eggs forever, grade A large. The last 2 dozen have I have purchased have scared the shite out of me. I cracked one and it was bloody. Yeck, I cooked it solid and threw it out. I bought my next dozen today from a different store and cracked it open in my frying pan and blood again. I cooked it solid and threw it out. Is this just bad luck or has anyone else experienced this? So gross!:mad:
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Its a sign.... You've been cursed..... probably by a crazy broad that knows what she's doing with curses and such....


Cheers!
 
All eggs are scanned for this blood and grading, however it does sometimes get missed.
I prefer exlarge eggs or double yoked ones.
 
LadyTY2Uall said:
lol it just means the egg is fertilized hon, nothing to be scared of. ;)
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Your wrong.... horrilby wrong!!! Its a curse I tell ya....

What your going to need is a box of salt, a bucket of fried chicken, magic beans, enchanted rocks, a glass eye ball, beaver nuts, and wooden pickle...

Now, once you have assembled all the ingredients, here's what you want to do. Plant the magic beans in a dark place in the forest. Make a circle around that place with the enchanted rocks. Sit in the circle and hold the glass eye ball out in one hand. Start at it. With the other hand, you must rub the beaver nuts with the salt..... Once the beaver nuts are good and salty, chant the phrase.... "bloody eggs, and mortal pain, who has cursed me with this stain?"

The answer should appear in the glass eye ball.... it could take a while. Feel free to take a break and dig into the bucket of fried chicken!

Once you know who's cursed you, your going to have to beg some crazy bitch for your life!!!!


Cheers!
 
freespirit said:
Poker,

How do you come up with this stuff????

On second thought, don't tell me............I dont' want to know!! LOL
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No no no... this shit actually happened to my cousin luiggi. However, the crazy bitch did not take the curse away... so guess what he got fucked with... that's right.... the wooden pickle! :eek:

Cheers!
 
rafterman said:
Ha ha ha.....means the roosters been inn the henhouse.
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I was told once by an egg producer that "no self respecting egg producer would have a rooster on their farm". So I guess that story was bogus. I mean to have my last 2 egg purchases bloodied is disappointing.
 
Correct there is no rooster with egg laying chickens, these chickens are in cages and roosters would take up way to much room as well as feed. There are like 20000 egg laying birds in one buliding (barn)
 
poker said:
Your wrong.... horrilby wrong!!! Its a curse I tell ya....

What your going to need is a box of salt, a bucket of fried chicken, magic beans, enchanted rocks, a glass eye ball, beaver nuts, and wooden pickle...

Now, once you have assembled all the ingredients, here's what you want to do. Plant the magic beans in a dark place in the forest. Make a circle around that place with the enchanted rocks. Sit in the circle and hold the glass eye ball out in one hand. Start at it. With the other hand, you must rub the beaver nuts with the salt..... Once the beaver nuts are good and salty, chant the phrase.... "bloody eggs, and mortal pain, who has cursed me with this stain?"

The answer should appear in the glass eye ball.... it could take a while. Feel free to take a break and dig into the bucket of fried chicken!

Once you know who's cursed you, your going to have to beg some crazy bitch for your life!!!!


Cheers!
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LMFAO. Thank you so much for informing us all . I think I have been cursed by a old crazy cat lady. any idea on how to get rid of that one? your insight will help alot
 
poker said:
Your wrong.... horrilby wrong!!! Its a curse I tell ya....

What your going to need is a box of salt, a bucket of fried chicken, magic beans, enchanted rocks, a glass eye ball, beaver nuts, and wooden pickle...

Now, once you have assembled all the ingredients, here's what you want to do. Plant the magic beans in a dark place in the forest. Make a circle around that place with the enchanted rocks. Sit in the circle and hold the glass eye ball out in one hand. Start at it. With the other hand, you must rub the beaver nuts with the salt..... Once the beaver nuts are good and salty, chant the phrase.... "bloody eggs, and mortal pain, who has cursed me with this stain?"

The answer should appear in the glass eye ball.... it could take a while. Feel free to take a break and dig into the bucket of fried chicken!

Once you know who's cursed you, your going to have to beg some crazy bitch for your life!!!!


Cheers!
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poker said:
No no no... this shit actually happened to my cousin luiggi. However, the crazy bitch did not take the curse away... so guess what he got fucked with... that's right.... the wooden pickle!

Cheers!
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LMFAO! Thanks for making my morning. :D
 
maybe try a different brand of eggs, or except more iron in your diet.

you could bitch to the store, might get some freebies out of them.

or

save the eggs until next halloween, drive to a neighbourhood where someone you can't stand lives and give the eggs to a group of teens and point out the house!
 
poker said:
Your wrong.... horrilby wrong!!! Its a curse I tell ya....

What your going to need is a box of salt, a bucket of fried chicken, magic beans, enchanted rocks, a glass eye ball, beaver nuts, and wooden pickle...

Now, once you have assembled all the ingredients, here's what you want to do. Plant the magic beans in a dark place in the forest. Make a circle around that place with the enchanted rocks. Sit in the circle and hold the glass eye ball out in one hand. Start at it. With the other hand, you must rub the beaver nuts with the salt..... Once the beaver nuts are good and salty, chant the phrase.... "bloody eggs, and mortal pain, who has cursed me with this stain?"

The answer should appear in the glass eye ball.... it could take a while. Feel free to take a break and dig into the bucket of fried chicken!

Once you know who's cursed you, your going to have to beg some crazy bitch for your life!!!!


Cheers!
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Sorry poker, I just finished all of your instructions to the letter, and I am still cursed with bloody eggs. Thanks for your suggestion.
 
Slut Hen Eggs Are Delicious:)

Just buy Large Brown A-Grade Omega-3 Egss from known super markets, and you shall get a crystal clear egss when you break them, a true virgin egss with much less cholesterol too,any or every egg is not good for health also, you have to be choosey while buying good quality large size omega-3 roaming free hen eggs, they taste different too from normal cheap eggs. Just remember that even in Hen's communities those hens who roam freely and are sluts, produces good quality eggs:) Lol
 
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