Bill Clinton is a GOD!!!!
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Judas H said:Bill Clinton got laid and the U.S.A. was a better place than it is now.
Prove me wrong!!!!!!!
ahhhh strictly speaking according to Bill he didn't get laid - from his own words he doesn't think a BBBJ is sex at least that was his defense to the perjury charges.
As for whether the USA was a better place under Clinton than it is today - I can't prove you wrong.
I can prove how boring you are.........yawn...........zzzzzzzzz.......snore..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzJudas H said:Bill Clinton got laid and the U.S.A. was a better place than it is now.
Prove me wrong!!!!!!!
God is God and Clinton is nothing.Judas H said:
It's not Clinton vs Bush. It's more the Republicans vs the Democrats. Notice when the Republicans are in power, the U.S. creates more shit in the world. When the Democrats are in power, the U.S. creates less shit in the world. Of course, power goes to the elites of society. People who think true democracy exists are just plain naive.
Let me correct Judas by misquoting Bill Murray from Groundhog Day.
Bill Clinton is a god, not the god, a god.
As requested, prove him wrong.
Last I heard Clinton was impeached for an immaculate stain.
Last I heard the US had built a shrine to the Clinton god.
Last I heard the Clinton memoir bible had been published.
Last I heard many Americans were wishing their Clinton god would return.
Last I heard there may be a second coming of Clinton.
As a god fearing nation, the US will be saved by a Clinton
Praise be to Clinton
Bill Clinton is a god, not the god, a god.
As requested, prove him wrong.
Last I heard Clinton was impeached for an immaculate stain.
Last I heard the US had built a shrine to the Clinton god.
Last I heard the Clinton memoir bible had been published.
Last I heard many Americans were wishing their Clinton god would return.
Last I heard there may be a second coming of Clinton.
As a god fearing nation, the US will be saved by a Clinton
Praise be to Clinton
He's always thought so, I just thought he was a bit of white trash with charm and good timing - and a hankering for fat ankle women.Judas H said:Bill Clinton got laid and the U.S.A. was a better place than it is now.
Prove me wrong!!!!!!!
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- and a hankering for fat ankle women????onthebottom said:
Funny that you should starting talking like strawbutt there bot!
Strawbutt also noted those fat ankle women.
I mean is that you, bot or is that strawbutt talking?......
It is indeed a magical place the USA.....DonQuixote said:Only in America can the impossible dream be realized.
Imagine, going from white trash to the White House.
That's living the American Dream big time. Where else?
What a great country, eh OTB
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I've been using it for years, since before you got here in fact.........WoodPeckr said:- and a hankering for fat ankle women????
Funny that you should starting talking like strawbutt there bot!
Strawbutt also noted those fat ankle women.
I mean is that you, bot or is that strawbutt talking?......
I can't help who uses my stuff.
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Anyone who thinks that the US was better under Clinton than Bush has a short memory.
Clinton:
- Al Quaida grows to become a global terrorist organization while Clinton did nothing.
- USS Cole gets bombs. Clinton did nothing. OBL is blamed. Clinton had 3 opportunities to get him. Didn’t bother.
- WTC gets bombed the 1st time. Clinton did nothing.
- Clinton goes to war in Kosovo.
- Clinton bombs Iraq.
- Clinton bombs Afghanistan
- Clinton blows up an aspirin factory in Sudan
- Clinton almost invades Haiti. Carter saves his ass.
- Waco Texas. Branch Davidians die because of Janet Reno’s colossal incompetence and stupidity.
- Oklahoma City bombing. Nuff said.
- Somalia
Don’t forget:
- Whitewater
- Travelgate
- Paula Jones
- Jennifer Flowers
- Elian Gonzales
- Selling nuke secrets to the Chinese in exchange for election campaign donations.
- Stealing white house furniture.
And last but not least:
- Monica Lewinsky
Lots of presidents chased women when they were in office. Ike was a real womanizer and JFK was messing around with MM. But come on! Monica Lewinsky in the oval office? At least get a hotel room or something. I think that shows poor taste and judgment. At least JFK had better taste.
Finally, I defy all the Clinton cum-swallowers on this board to come up with ONE SINGLE GOOD THING that Clinton did in his 8 years.
I’m waiting…
Clinton:
- Al Quaida grows to become a global terrorist organization while Clinton did nothing.
- USS Cole gets bombs. Clinton did nothing. OBL is blamed. Clinton had 3 opportunities to get him. Didn’t bother.
- WTC gets bombed the 1st time. Clinton did nothing.
- Clinton goes to war in Kosovo.
- Clinton bombs Iraq.
- Clinton bombs Afghanistan
- Clinton blows up an aspirin factory in Sudan
- Clinton almost invades Haiti. Carter saves his ass.
- Waco Texas. Branch Davidians die because of Janet Reno’s colossal incompetence and stupidity.
- Oklahoma City bombing. Nuff said.
- Somalia
Don’t forget:
- Whitewater
- Travelgate
- Paula Jones
- Jennifer Flowers
- Elian Gonzales
- Selling nuke secrets to the Chinese in exchange for election campaign donations.
- Stealing white house furniture.
And last but not least:
- Monica Lewinsky
Lots of presidents chased women when they were in office. Ike was a real womanizer and JFK was messing around with MM. But come on! Monica Lewinsky in the oval office? At least get a hotel room or something. I think that shows poor taste and judgment. At least JFK had better taste.
Finally, I defy all the Clinton cum-swallowers on this board to come up with ONE SINGLE GOOD THING that Clinton did in his 8 years.
I’m waiting…
