Bert & ernie
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Ernie is definitely the bitch, Burt with his uni brow is the pitcher. I saw a porn a few years back that verified this.
about 4 years i designed a tshirt , and sold the idea to a company in the states,
it read"bert and ernie are not gay, trust me", it had a pic of bert and ernie, and bert was holding ernies hand and in the other hand he was holding a baseball bat.
the shirt was only for sale , for like 2 months before the company got a cease and desist order from the childrens television workshop and pbs tv, i still have a copy of that framed and on the wall. long story short my shirt is no longer available, but its funny how little old me, got pbs pissed off at me
it read"bert and ernie are not gay, trust me", it had a pic of bert and ernie, and bert was holding ernies hand and in the other hand he was holding a baseball bat.
the shirt was only for sale , for like 2 months before the company got a cease and desist order from the childrens television workshop and pbs tv, i still have a copy of that framed and on the wall. long story short my shirt is no longer available, but its funny how little old me, got pbs pissed off at me
Come on, EVERYBODY knows Skipper molested Gilligan in that hut! Why do you think Gilligan was so jumpy and tense all the time? Who the hell allows another man to call him "little buddy" in public uless he's getting his ass owned?
The question can be asked in the muppets because some people rumored than Jim Henson was gay, hence the occurence of male pairs ( Bert & Ernie, Waldorf & Stadler) and androgeny (Big Bird) in his creative visions.
Some people theorize that when homosexuality was more taboo and marginalized, creative representations of same-sex pairs with no apparent love interests of the opposit sex were tacit implications of homosexuality.
I say Bert & Earnie were definitely code for a gay couple - with Bert being more the uncomfortable closeted type but definitely the top in the bedroom.
I also suspect that Kermit played hard to get to conceal his impotence issue, The Count was a pan-sexual, Gonzo was definitely a peepshow & adult theater regular, while the Swedish Chef mostly wanked to porn and occasionally hired an enema nurse.
Some people theorize that when homosexuality was more taboo and marginalized, creative representations of same-sex pairs with no apparent love interests of the opposit sex were tacit implications of homosexuality.
I say Bert & Earnie were definitely code for a gay couple - with Bert being more the uncomfortable closeted type but definitely the top in the bedroom.
I also suspect that Kermit played hard to get to conceal his impotence issue, The Count was a pan-sexual, Gonzo was definitely a peepshow & adult theater regular, while the Swedish Chef mostly wanked to porn and occasionally hired an enema nurse.
Pull the string and I'll wink at you, I'm your puppet
I'll do funny things if you want me to, I'm your puppet
I'll be yours to have and to hold
Darling you've got full control of your puppet
Pull another string and I'll kiss your lips, I'm your puppet
Snap your finger and I'll turn you some flips, I'm your puppet
Your every wish is my command
All you gotta do is wiggle your little hand
I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet
I'm just a toy, just a funny boy
That makes you laugh when you're blue
I'll be wonderful, do just what I'm told
I'll do anything for you
I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet
Pull them little strings and I'll sing you a song, I'm your puppet
Make me do right or make me do wrong, I'm your puppet
Treat me good and I'll do anything
I'm just a puppet an you hold my string, I'm your puppet
Yeah, I'm your puppet
Walking, talking, living, loving puppet
I'm hanging on a string girl, I'll do anything now
I'm a walking, talking, living, loving puppet, and I love you
I'm a smiling happy face when you want me to
Even make you happy when you're feeling blue
-- Marvin Gaye
I'll do funny things if you want me to, I'm your puppet
I'll be yours to have and to hold
Darling you've got full control of your puppet
Pull another string and I'll kiss your lips, I'm your puppet
Snap your finger and I'll turn you some flips, I'm your puppet
Your every wish is my command
All you gotta do is wiggle your little hand
I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet
I'm just a toy, just a funny boy
That makes you laugh when you're blue
I'll be wonderful, do just what I'm told
I'll do anything for you
I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet
Pull them little strings and I'll sing you a song, I'm your puppet
Make me do right or make me do wrong, I'm your puppet
Treat me good and I'll do anything
I'm just a puppet an you hold my string, I'm your puppet
Yeah, I'm your puppet
Walking, talking, living, loving puppet
I'm hanging on a string girl, I'll do anything now
I'm a walking, talking, living, loving puppet, and I love you
I'm a smiling happy face when you want me to
Even make you happy when you're feeling blue
-- Marvin Gaye
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