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lick_a_lot

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OK .... WELL I TOFTT!!

Sometimes I hate when little head dictates over big head.

In simple 3 word terms ... Save your money!

Here is the low down. Booking started easy enough by text. 100 for the HH. 180 for the HR +40 for anal (not my thing) +50 for video ... also not my thing. How is it discrete if you video the bloody act!! (Just my 2 cents). So I get come to (intersection). Get there and to those familiar with the Durham Area ... 3 hotels. Message again ... wait 10 minutes ... "go to XXXX Hotel". Wait another 10 minutes (should have been a big f'ing clue). Too horny to say fuck it I wait and finally get the room number.

Go up and this is where I get tricked ... door opens ... slim very young looking girl. I step in and it hits me ... its 39 f'ing degrees out and she's got the windows open no AC ... so she smoking dope or right f'ing retarded. Then I'm hit with the cat piss/ B.O smell ... I'm no experts but I've been around and that means crack. The room is a mess and there are empty rubber wrappers on the floor by the dozen. OK we all know what hobbying means but come on!!! I don't need to know or see the other dude's condom wrapper!! BUT as I said little head needs it done and on Monday night my options are limited. Now weird part she doesn't say a word to me .. just smiles and walks into the room. I shut the door follow to the bed ... she grabs the TV remote???? I try small talk which turns into "here's your money let's get started"

This girl is cute but as I look closer .. hair is knotted and dirty and she is twitching. ( I KNOW!!!) Don't judge me!

She cuddles into me and I'm waiting ...still waiting .... "uhhhh I'm gonna need you to do something" ... BBBJ started ... descent but then my big head kicked in! Just get it over with. (Ya bad I know)

Luckily still a cute girl so cover on straight to doggy ... great view but the B.O in the room is a bit of a deterrent. Finish in record time.

NOW the real weird part. I go to the shitter to take off the dome and I toss it in the toilet ... SHE FREAKS OUT! Something about putting it in the garbage with a paper towel ... Uhhhhh OK. Not sure if she's an environmentalist or keeping count but totally strange. Then she goes on a "how my ass hits the water when I shit and that is hygienic cuz the water in the toilet is clean" speech.

I can't make this shit up!!!

I'm officially on hiatus ... no more BP for me. Stick with whats tried and true professionals boys.

Booking 4/10
Location 5/10 (9 if cleaned up)
Looks 6/10
Service 2/10

Save your money
 

Worf

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That sounds scary. But lots of wrappers on the floor? That means she has had lots of customers. Surprising, especially since the service is that bad.
 

dirkd101

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lick_a_lot, You are going to be in for a commendation for b**********y (it won't let you spell it for some reason??? so bR/\\/ery) in the face of the unknown and your name will be mentioned in despatches.

Specifically for;

Here is the low down. Booking started easy enough by text. 100 for the HH. 180 for the HR +40 for anal (not my thing) +50 for video ... also not my thing. How is it discrete if you video the bloody act!! (Just my 2 cents). So I get come to (intersection). Get there and to those familiar with the Durham Area ... 3 hotels. Message again ... wait 10 minutes ... "go to XXXX Hotel". Wait another 10 minutes (should have been a big f'ing clue). Too horny to say fuck it I wait and finally get the room number.
Go up and this is where I get tricked ... door opens ... slim very young looking girl. I step in and it hits me ... its 39 f'ing degrees out and she's got the windows open no AC ... so she smoking dope or right f'ing retarded. Then I'm hit with the cat piss/ B.O smell ... I'm no experts but I've been around and that means crack. The room is a mess and there are empty rubber wrappers on the floor by the dozen. OK we all know what hobbying means but come on!!! I don't need to know or see the other dude's condom wrapper!! BUT as I said little head needs it done and on Monday night my options are limited. Now weird part she doesn't say a word to me .. just smiles and walks into the room. I shut the door follow to the bed ... she grabs the TV remote???? I try small talk which turns into "here's your money let's get started"
And especially for;

This girl is cute but as I look closer .. hair is knotted and dirty and she is twitching. ( I KNOW!!!) Don't judge me!
Thanks for the intel brah!

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lick_a_lot

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I needed to share that before others fall for the pics ... they are of her ... but they don't give a true representation of what you're getting.
 

lick_a_lot

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NO and worse off ... Its you I wanted to see ... (I'm still the fool who hasn't). Timing is a bitch sometimes.
 

jimy13

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Thanks for TOFTT. I had made contact with her yesterday, trying to set something up for this afternoon, but after the review I'll pass for sure.

Thanks again, I appreciate it,

Cheers, JIm
 

versitile1

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Thanks for the review. I saw a review on the blue board that said she made someone dry off with toilet paper after their shower.
 

Celticman

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if its not Scottish ! its crap!
Having second thoughts? :)

I needed to share that before others fall for the pics ... they are of her ... but they don't give a true representation of what you're getting.
The common wisdom is that you will have a better experience with Heather than the BP nightmare from Scotland. And then some :)
 

richaceg

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Awesome Lick! Save your money and just see heather. Hopefully she can make you forget that bad experience.
 

medary

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is she the one that claimed she is from the states and was in the region like 2 months ago?
 
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