Another illegal migrant

[Insidious Von]

The apex predator of the Americas has returned to Arizona.

They used to roam freely across most of the US but they were hunted to extinction: the jaguar. The black panther is also a jaguar. Best way to control the out of control deer population. Nobody had heard of lyme disease before the wolves and big cats were killed off.

 

[Insidious Von]

Jaguar cub learns to swim.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/10q8fazD3Uk

 

[seanzo]

Nobody had heard of lyme disease before the wolves and big cats were killed off.

That's because they were expropriated from their traditional range inside the US long before Lyme Disease leaked from the bio lab on Plum Island. Regardless, still nice to see them coming back

 

[Insidious Von]

That's because they were expropriated from their traditional range inside the US long before Lyme Disease leaked from the bio lab on Plum Island. Regardless, still nice to see them coming back

To quote Mr. Spock, "fascinating".

 

[Insidious Von]

Taylor Swift got lucky, Avril Lavigne got knocked out by Lyme Disease.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Taylor Swift got lucky, Avril Lavigne got knocked out by Lyme Disease.

And coincidentally she's now a cougar.

 

[Insidious Von]

Mongo like cougars, the real black panther.

 

[Insidious Von]

Jaguar boops.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qaxxek9aICw

 

[underground]

Shania Twain also was hit hard by Lyme disease. Did not stop her from hitting the Chardonnay though.

 

[Insidious Von]

Unlike Shania, Avril can actually sing.

Barbershop Quartet, these folks can sing!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sxKPPGNkRZ4

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Unlike Shania, Avril can actually sing.

Barbershop Quartet, these folks can sing!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sxKPPGNkRZ4

Unlike Avril, Shanaia has had more than one hit twenty years ago.

 

[Insidious Von]

Even Jaguars love catnip, this one's a teeny bopper.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mi6vdfyCiuc

 

[Insidious Von]

Sammie and Tank.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gbFwE4-__zo

 

[Insidious Von]

It's an outrage I tell ya, an outrage. Jaguars in Florida, what is Super Macho Ron De Santis going to do about this.

 

[corrie fan]

Reminds me of the 1982 horror movie Cat People about people who turn into big black cats when they have sex. Bad for their partners. Nastassja Kinski smolders throughout the film.

 

[Insidious Von]

The original Cat People came out in 1942. Nastassja was gorgeous back then - unlike her father.

This is why Jaguars should be welcomed in Florida. Just keep the pets locked up at night.

 

[Insidious Von]

Tank has become a superstar. He's very gentle...with a bite force of 1500 psi, the strongest of any big cat.

 

[southpaw]

Speaking of jaguars ...

 

[Insidious Von]

Sammantha is a very brave woman...at least she doesn't have to worry about mashers.

There are limits to what Sammie can do.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rqt-QGte5bY

 

[Insidious Von]

Oh no, illegal migrants are everywhere!