Am I Going to Hell?

[TROOPS]

I have uninhibited one nite stands with bar chix
I stare at hot catholic school girls at the bus stop when driving by
I wanna bang the chick i'm dating, her daughter
I live on the edge, like getting blowjobs while driving
I once out ran a cop car who made a sudden u turn to chase me.
I wanna bang my sexy aunt
I like to sniff panties when its available to me
I will blow a fart in a room full of people and quickly leave just for laughs
I like to fuck in public, the thrill of getting caught excites me
I jerk of to certain porn stars that remind me of someone i know
I refuse to get married.......ever. Love it being single
I have banged local chicks on vacation and might have left sperm donations.
I banged a church leaders wife one time during a camp outing when i was younger
I stared up my teachers skirt many a times in high school
I close my eyes and think of some other chick if the girl i'm banging doesn't turn me on
I laugh at any retards on howard stern
I will tell the truth to a chick and tell her that her pussy stinks with no regard for her feeling
I have led women on emotionally just so i can get laid by them and then never return their calls
I refuse to bang a bbw woman....can't get hard for them
I have short attention span when women talk to me.
I hate catholics, muslims, christianity and all religion.
I hate cuddling after sex
I don't trust women.
I never put down the toilet seat, only if i have to dump.
I have slept with my ex gf's sister one time.
I cheat on my taxes
I refuse to date any women with big feet, don't matter how gorgeous she is, big feet i won't date u.
I love watching Taboo 1-5 and Taboo American style 1-4 porn.



Am I going to hell?

 

[SchlongConery]

Yes, Welcome!

But you ain't gonna like Tuesdays.

 

[Lustology]

You will be roasted in hell severely. Your flesh will be torn and ripped off from your body.

Your body will boil until your brain explodes.

A giant snake will bite your penis off and fill its poison in you which will cause excruciating pain.

This process and more will be repeated eternally.

 

[Celticman]

You are in deep shit

 

[Azprint]

If it existed probably. But looks like you will die just as an insecure guy with small pecker who tried really hard to be an asshole to make up for a shortcoming.

 

[fuji]

I cheat on my taxes
Am I going to hell?

Yes.

 

[oil&gas]

Am I going to hell?

Death bed conversion and death row repentance has supposedly saved
myriads of bad guys from hell. Just put off baptism as long as you can like
Constantine the Great and you can continue to live a pleasurable life to
your last days.

 

[Linkin]

can't hate hell if you hate religion

 

[oil&gas]

can't hate hell if you hate religion

People tend to hate something they fear. Besides people of religion
could dislike, fear if not hate someone else's religion which means
most of them.

 

[Lustology]

You better hope and wish that religious fanatics are wrong because if they're right there's not a single person on terb that's not going to burn in hell.

 

[FatOne]

People tend to hate something they fear.

That is the typical cop out for someone who is hated or has something they value that is hated.

 

[LuxeLadyAmber]

If you hate religion, how can you believe in hell?

IMHO, hating anyone - who belongs to a specific religion, or otherwise - is just a recipe for a miserable life ;(

I have uninhibited one nite stands with bar chix
I stare at hot catholic school girls at the bus stop when driving by
I wanna bang the chick i'm dating, her daughter
I live on the edge, like getting blowjobs while driving
I once out ran a cop car who made a sudden u turn to chase me.
I wanna bang my sexy aunt
I like to sniff panties when its available to me
I will blow a fart in a room full of people and quickly leave just for laughs
I like to fuck in public, the thrill of getting caught excites me
I jerk of to certain porn stars that remind me of someone i know
I refuse to get married.......ever. Love it being single
I have banged local chicks on vacation and might have left sperm donations.
I banged a church leaders wife one time during a camp outing when i was younger
I stared up my teachers skirt many a times in high school
I close my eyes and think of some other chick if the girl i'm banging doesn't turn me on
I laugh at any retards on howard stern
I will tell the truth to a chick and tell her that her pussy stinks with no regard for her feeling
I have led women on emotionally just so i can get laid by them and then never return their calls
I refuse to bang a bbw woman....can't get hard for them
I have short attention span when women talk to me.
I hate catholics, muslims, christianity and all religion.
I hate cuddling after sex
I don't trust women.
I never put down the toilet seat, only if i have to dump.
I have slept with my ex gf's sister one time.
I cheat on my taxes
I refuse to date any women with big feet, don't matter how gorgeous she is, big feet i won't date u.
I love watching Taboo 1-5 and Taboo American style 1-4 porn.



Am I going to hell?

 

[GhostPoon]

If it existed probably. But looks like you will die just as an insecure guy with small pecker who tried really hard to be an asshole to make up for a shortcoming.

WTFis going on in your sig pic???

 

[rev]

Thanks Troops!I feel better about myself now.

 

[shack]

I have uninhibited one nite stands with bar chix
I stare at hot catholic school girls at the bus stop when driving by
I wanna bang the chick i'm dating, her daughter
I live on the edge, like getting blowjobs while driving
I wanna bang my sexy aunt
I like to sniff panties when its available to me
I will blow a fart in a room full of people and quickly leave just for laughs
I jerk of to certain porn stars that remind me of someone i know
I refuse to get married.......ever. Love it being single
I have banged local chicks on vacation and might have left sperm donations.
I stared up my teachers skirt many a times in high school
I close my eyes and think of some other chick if the girl i'm banging doesn't turn me on
I will tell the truth to a chick and tell her that her pussy stinks with no regard for her feeling
I have led women on emotionally just so i can get laid by them and then never return their calls
I refuse to bang a bbw woman....can't get hard for them
I have short attention span when women talk to me.
I hate cuddling after sex
I don't trust women.
I never put down the toilet seat, only if i have to dump.
I cheat on my taxes




Am I going to hell?

Why? Those all look like pretty normal activities for a healthy male.

 

[exceed]

I have uninhibited one nite stands with bar chix
I stare at hot catholic school girls at the bus stop when driving by
I wanna bang the chick i'm dating, her daughter
I live on the edge, like getting blowjobs while driving
I once out ran a cop car who made a sudden u turn to chase me.
I wanna bang my sexy aunt
I like to sniff panties when its available to me
I will blow a fart in a room full of people and quickly leave just for laughs
I like to fuck in public, the thrill of getting caught excites me
I jerk of to certain porn stars that remind me of someone i know
I refuse to get married.......ever. Love it being single
I have banged local chicks on vacation and might have left sperm donations.
I banged a church leaders wife one time during a camp outing when i was younger
I stared up my teachers skirt many a times in high school
I close my eyes and think of some other chick if the girl i'm banging doesn't turn me on
I laugh at any retards on howard stern
I will tell the truth to a chick and tell her that her pussy stinks with no regard for her feeling
I have led women on emotionally just so i can get laid by them and then never return their calls
I refuse to bang a bbw woman....can't get hard for them
I have short attention span when women talk to me.
I hate catholics, muslims, christianity and all religion.
I hate cuddling after sex
I don't trust women.
I never put down the toilet seat, only if i have to dump.
I have slept with my ex gf's sister one time.
I cheat on my taxes
I refuse to date any women with big feet, don't matter how gorgeous she is, big feet i won't date u.
I love watching Taboo 1-5 and Taboo American style 1-4 porn.



Am I going to hell?

Yes you are, now give me your bank account, and I'll save you from eternal hell

 

[great bear]

You will spend eternity with Ms Caloki.

 

[Narg]

So ... Troops wants us to believe that:
He has one night stands with drunk girls he meets in bars who are so unattractive that he has to fantasize about other women while doing the deed;
He drives into traffic while staring at school girls (no age mentioned) on the sidewalk;
He hasn't actually had sex with the girl he's "dating" (or her daughter);
He thinks getting a blow job while driving is "living on the edge";
He gets chased by police cars, presumably as a result of the traffic accidents he causes;
He is attracted to his 73 year old "sexy" aunt;
After telling a one night stand that her pussy stinks, he still begs to smell her panties;
He has no friends or job because of his frequent flatulence;
He masterbates in public in the hope of getting caught while daydreaming of porn stars who remind him of schoolchildren;
He does bbfs with third world hookers (the "local chicks" he meets on vacation);
He thinks that he's the one doing the rejecting when rubinesque women with above average size feet won't give him the time of day;
He thinks being at a sleep over counts as "sleeping with his ex gf's sister"; and
He believes that he is single by choice and not by necessity.

Sounds like his life is already hell.

 

[bobistheowl]

The definition of Hell is subjective. To me, spending eternity with people who spent their entire mortal lives in obedience, resisting temptation, and name dropping Jesus would be hell.

Plus you have to be really careful where you walk in Heaven; the place is littered with pieces of aborted fetuses, kind of like walking in a park in the spring before people picked up after their dogs. Everyone takes cover when someone yells "Incoming!". That will Gary ("Radar" on M*A*S*H) Burghoff's job, if he lives a righteous life.

 

[Celticman]

Am I going to hell?

You rang?