Am I Going to Hell?

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

Am I going to hell?

Yes - but we are all joining you so it is okay.

 

[Celticman]

Yes - but we are all joining you so it is okay.

In that case I have some inhibitions to shed and scores to settle

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

In that case I have some inhibitions to shed and scores to settle

Whatever it takes to bring you to the dark side baby! :wink:

 

[TROOPS]

So ... Troops wants us to believe that:
He has one night stands with drunk girls he meets in bars who are so unattractive that he has to fantasize about other women while doing the deed;
He drives into traffic while staring at school girls (no age mentioned) on the sidewalk;
He hasn't actually had sex with the girl he's "dating" (or her daughter);
He thinks getting a blow job while driving is "living on the edge";
He gets chased by police cars, presumably as a result of the traffic accidents he causes;
He is attracted to his 73 year old "sexy" aunt;
After telling a one night stand that her pussy stinks, he still begs to smell her panties;
He has no friends or job because of his frequent flatulence;
He masterbates in public in the hope of getting caught while daydreaming of porn stars who remind him of schoolchildren;
He does bbfs with third world hookers (the "local chicks" he meets on vacation);
He thinks that he's the one doing the rejecting when rubinesque women with above average size feet won't give him the time of day;
He thinks being at a sleep over counts as "sleeping with his ex gf's sister"; and
He believes that he is single by choice and not by necessity.

Sounds like his life is already hell.

You mad bro? Sounds like you needs a hug..........from behind.

 

[TROOPS]

Yes - but we are all joining you so it is okay.

Just don't forget the BBQ sauce.

 

[Butler1000]

Troops, they probably have a special place already set up for ya.........I just hope its on a different floor than mine.....

 

[Conway_Stewart]

In that case I have some inhibitions to shed and scores to settle

 

[TROOPS]

Troops, they probably have a special place already set up for ya.........I just hope its on a different floor than mine.....

Ya...you may be right. You may be on the equivilent of a first floor and me on the P2 level.

 

[homerjsimpson]

Am I going to hell?

Yes you're going to hell. See you there :thumb:

 

[Perry Mason]

Are you going to hell?

Depends... do you want to go?

Then you will have to find the road paved with good intentions.

Do you want to buy a road map?

Perry

 

[Celticman]

You mad bro? Sounds like you needs a hug..........from behind.

Troops, Narg is one of those members that do not participate in the hobby, just like to troll and/or be rude. I sometimes wonder with guys like this if they expand their trolling hobby to other boards. It would seem odd to only come to an escort board to exercise their minds. Based on a 6 month ban, Admin judged that he is not mature enough to meet minimum standards of behaviour. In general, his posting history validates the decisions made by Admin. A few recent examples suggest the nature of the beast:


This one seemed like a Freudian slip...........

A number of posters seem to think that what makes a man is the willingness to troll anonymous posters on a chat board from the comfort and safety of their mother's basement.

Sarcasm is sometimes so difficult to figure out on the interent, isn't it.

Hey Simon ... when did you get back? (and why does no one seem to get banned for as long as I do?) Mmph ... people must just be threatened by my animal magnetism ...

 

[TROOPS]

Troops, Narg is one of those members that do not participate in the hobby, just like to troll and/or be rude. I sometimes wonder with guys like this if they expand their trolling hobby to other boards. It would seem odd to only come to an escort board to exercise their minds. Based on a 6 month ban, Admin judged that he is not mature enough to meet minimum standards of behaviour. In general, his posting history validates the decisions made by Admin. A few recent examples suggest the nature of the beast:


This one seemed like a Freudian slip...........

We can't all be liked by everyone. I just don't expell too much energy hating anyone here or have verbal battles. Why add more stress to your everyday stress. The internet is suppose to be entertaining. I go on the internet to be entertained, not go on the internet to be pissed off.

For the uptight ones here, i give you big hugs and a kiss.............no homo.

 

[Narg]

You mad bro? Sounds like you needs a hug..........from behind.

Dude, all I did was repeat back what you just admitted about yourself. Don't blame the messenger.

 

[Narg]

Celticman, U mad?

When did I last piss in your cornflakes?

Troops' post may have been intended as humour, but it actually comes across as deeply misogynistic. The fact that a few comments actually identified with the OP is worrying.

 

[TROOPS]

Dude, all I did was repeat back what you just admitted about yourself. Don't blame the messenger.

And you expelled all that energy retyping what i wrote? Thanks but you really didn't have to do that. Would of been easier if you just wrote.......i hate you troops, you're a dick.

Movin on.

 

[Narg]

And you expelled all that energy retyping what i wrote? Thanks but you really didn't have to do that. Would of been easier if you just wrote.......i hate you troops, you're a dick.

Movin on.

... but I'm not sure you are a dick. Nor do I hate you. I don't even know you. I just thought your opening comment on this thread was offensive and decided to go a different way than (1) make a joke about how we're all going to hell or (2) validate your post by claiming that "men" all think the same way.

 

[bobistheowl]

I have uninhibited one nite stands with bar chix
I stare at hot catholic school girls at the bus stop when driving by
I wanna bang the chick i'm dating, her daughter
I live on the edge, like getting blowjobs while driving
I once out ran a cop car who made a sudden u turn to chase me.
I wanna bang my sexy aunt
I like to sniff panties when its available to me
I will blow a fart in a room full of people and quickly leave just for laughs
I like to fuck in public, the thrill of getting caught excites me
I jerk of to certain porn stars that remind me of someone i know
I refuse to get married.......ever. Love it being single
I have banged local chicks on vacation and might have left sperm donations.
I banged a church leaders wife one time during a camp outing when i was younger
I stared up my teachers skirt many a times in high school
I close my eyes and think of some other chick if the girl i'm banging doesn't turn me on
I laugh at any retards on howard stern
I will tell the truth to a chick and tell her that her pussy stinks with no regard for her feeling
I have led women on emotionally just so i can get laid by them and then never return their calls
I refuse to bang a bbw woman....can't get hard for them
I have short attention span when women talk to me.
I hate catholics, muslims, christianity and all religion.
I hate cuddling after sex
I don't trust women.
I never put down the toilet seat, only if i have to dump.
I have slept with my ex gf's sister one time.
I cheat on my taxes
I refuse to date any women with big feet, don't matter how gorgeous she is, big feet i won't date u.
I love watching Taboo 1-5 and Taboo American style 1-4 porn.



Am I going to hell?

 

[Roger Thorpe]

I have uninhibited one nite stands with bar chix
I stare at hot catholic school girls at the bus stop when driving by
I wanna bang the chick i'm dating, her daughter
I live on the edge, like getting blowjobs while driving
I once out ran a cop car who made a sudden u turn to chase me.
I wanna bang my sexy aunt
I like to sniff panties when its available to me
I will blow a fart in a room full of people and quickly leave just for laughs
I like to fuck in public, the thrill of getting caught excites me
I jerk of to certain porn stars that remind me of someone i know
I refuse to get married.......ever. Love it being single
I have banged local chicks on vacation and might have left sperm donations.
I banged a church leaders wife one time during a camp outing when i was younger
I stared up my teachers skirt many a times in high school
I close my eyes and think of some other chick if the girl i'm banging doesn't turn me on
I laugh at any retards on howard stern
I will tell the truth to a chick and tell her that her pussy stinks with no regard for her feeling
I have led women on emotionally just so i can get laid by them and then never return their calls
I refuse to bang a bbw woman....can't get hard for them
I have short attention span when women talk to me.
I hate catholics, muslims, christianity and all religion.
I hate cuddling after sex
I don't trust women.
I never put down the toilet seat, only if i have to dump.
I have slept with my ex gf's sister one time.
I cheat on my taxes
I refuse to date any women with big feet, don't matter how gorgeous she is, big feet i won't date u.
I love watching Taboo 1-5 and Taboo American style 1-4 porn.



Am I going to hell?

Sounds like my typical college weekend in the 80s..What else have ya done?

 

[TROOPS]

Sounds like my typical college weekend in the 80s..What else have ya done?

Some things are best discussed over a few beers my friend.

 

[pipelayer]

So ... Troops wants us to believe that:
He has one night stands with drunk girls he meets in bars who are so unattractive that he has to fantasize about other women while doing the deed;
He drives into traffic while staring at school girls (no age mentioned) on the sidewalk;
He hasn't actually had sex with the girl he's "dating" (or her daughter);
He thinks getting a blow job while driving is "living on the edge";
He gets chased by police cars, presumably as a result of the traffic accidents he causes;
He is attracted to his 73 year old "sexy" aunt;
After telling a one night stand that her pussy stinks, he still begs to smell her panties;
He has no friends or job because of his frequent flatulence;
He masterbates in public in the hope of getting caught while daydreaming of porn stars who remind him of schoolchildren;
He does bbfs with third world hookers (the "local chicks" he meets on vacation);
He thinks that he's the one doing the rejecting when rubinesque women with above average size feet won't give him the time of day;
He thinks being at a sleep over counts as "sleeping with his ex gf's sister"; and
He believes that he is single by choice and not by necessity.

Sounds like his life is already hell.

Narg. This is by far the best post on this miserable website ever! FUCKING hilarious.