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Death roll is how they do it, twist it off.
 

Sonic Temple

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Bad luck and poor guy - incredible he survived.
 

versitile1

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Makes one wonder, would you rather lose and arm or a leg, I'd say arm.
Leg. For a few reasons; I like variety when jerking off, replacing all my shoes with velcro ones would be a pain in the ass, a prosthetic leg can be hidden with pants, you can even get prosthetic legs to run like that Pistorius guy that killed his girl, and prosthetic arms kinda suck (slow, moves awkwardly). That being said, I'd just stay away from ponds and swamps in Florida, Georgia, Louisiana etc.
 
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versitile1

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Friggin amazing attitude. Tough guy. Mentally. And Physically.
He knew he fucked up, no one else to blame. Accepted his loss, and understands that he's extremely lucky he isn't in the stomachs of 4-5 gators right now. Also, the hospital probably has him on some pretty heavy pain killers, too.
 

versitile1

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There was an old lady that was walking her small dog very close to a neighborhood pond a few weeks back in Florida. An alligator went for the dog but missed and grabbed the lady's leg and dragged her in. She wasn't as lucky. I think there might be a thread on it already.
 

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He was standing there with his dick hanging out, it could have been a lot worse.
 
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richaceg

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Leg. For a few reasons; I like variety when jerking off, replacing all my shoes with velcro ones would be a pain in the ass, a prosthetic leg can be hidden with pants, you can even get prosthetic legs to run like that Pistorius guy that killed his girl, and prosthetic arms kinda suck (slow, moves awkwardly). That being said, I'd just stay away from ponds and swamps in Florida, Georgia, Louisiana etc.
I can hobble my way to my favorite spa but can't enjoy without one hand on the boobs and one on the pussy....
 
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I be pissed to if someone pisses where I sleep but he is alive and a day your on top of the earth is a good thing
 
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versitile1

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I can hobble my way to my favorite spa but can't enjoy without one hand on the boobs and one on the pussy....
So true, although I don't go to spas very often. I do like to have both hands full (of tits and/or ass) while getting CGed.
 
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versitile1

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They can climb fences

Or just bend the bars to get through them.
 
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This was the incident with the old lady that I mentioned earlier.

 
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