Alien Abduction: What should you do?

[goldengirl]

Alien Abduction: What should you do?

Your choices are:

A) Try to make peace.

B) Punch alien in the face.

C) Pull down pants and bend over, then spread your buttocks for deep anal probing. Your poo can act as lube.

How would you handle an alien abduction?

 

[rafterman]

 

[Prentice]

D) Call the Men in Black

 

[Fun For All]

Alien Abduction: What should you do?

Your choices are:

A) Try to make peace.

B) Punch alien in the face.

C) Pull down pants and bend over, then spread your buttocks for deep anal probing. Your poo can act as lube.

How would you handle an alien abduction?

Seriously...

 

[oil&gas]

A) Try to make peace.

 

[shack]

If aliens come, they will be here to serve man.

 

[anon1]

B) Punch alien in the face.

I'll fight to keep my anal cherry.

 

[basketcase]

A) Embrace reality.
B) Stop tripping out when you're anxious.

 

[IM469]

E It`s only your in-laws ... don`t panic .. make it through dinner .. you will be returned back home by 9 PM

 

[Indiana]

Buy some lube and hope for the chicks with 3 cans.

 

[luvyeah]

 

[goldengirl]

The joke's on you.

Aliens don't exist.

 

[y2kmark]

The joke's on you.

Aliens don't exist.

So we're building the wall for nothing?

 

[HungSowel]

I would barter with them, my virgin asshole for their version of an iphone.

On a more serious note but still on topic, the James web space telescope is set to launch in about a year. It has the resolution to image the atmosphere of planets around nearby stars so we can analyze the atmospheric composition. It is science fiction level shit but real. It could answer many questions about life and intelligent life on other planets.

 

[dockyada]

Call in the Trump legal team.

 

[kherg007]

Beat me too it ...lol...Sidney Powell on line 2!!

 

[malata]

cover me nose so me don't catch a cold

 

[johnnyreb]

Pull down your pants. Either they brought you there for the anal probe so you may as well get it over with so they can send you home, or have them be really nervous and embarrassed about what's going on so that they just send you back and find another human to deal with who doesn't make everything so awkward.

 

[poker]

Siblings bizarre story of alien abduction.

 

[poker]

The interview that never gets old.