Try their hot dogs

they use nothing but soft juicy kitten meat in every dish

  • kitten fried rice
  • kitten egg foo yung
  • kitten egg rolls
  • kitten almond guy ding
  • kitten stir fry
  • kitten noodle soup
  • kitten dumplings
  • kitten chow mein
  • teriyaki kitten
  • lemon kitten
and my personal favourite - sweet and sour kitten balls. They're tiny, but very tasty!
 
Such wit, such comedic talents, how original, we don't deserve such pearls.
Shouldn't you guys be in Ottawa fucking up the economy?
 
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