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Alanis, now a cow

red

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No, but close. Also, I'm not a celebrity. Hey guess what? Celebrities get judged on their looks. Hers have taken a turn for the worse.

Hey here's a curious one for you: why are you being so prissy pants about comments on a fat celebrity's fat body, in an internet review forum whose primary purpose is to comment on prostitutes' looks and sexual performances? See any hypocrisy there? Has a penny dropped? Need I spell it out much more clearly? Hmmmm?

Kisses, boyo.
hey don't have a cow man
 

yolosohobby

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I love Alanis because of all the times Ive been blown by and fucked kareena with Alanis playing off of her playlist. Its always fun when Kareena stops and enthusiastically "sings" along
 

Thunderballs

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When that fabric goes, that bikini bottom is going to take someone's eye out.
 
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Kareena

Haters Gonna Hate

I love Alanis because of all the times Ive been blown by and fucked kareena with Alanis playing off of her playlist. Its always fun when Kareena stops and enthusiastically "sings" along
Yo!

I'm glad you love Alanis and all buh what's with the air quotes bro?



By the way, after someone (honestly, some of my clients are so fucking hilarious) anonymously emailed me the following article http://www.queerty.com/florida-man-...ening-to-too-much-alanis-morissette-20130215/ , I have thusly diversified my playlist with Dido FOR YOUR INFORMATION. Not that it matters anymore because guess what:



My relationship with food and fat. The singer writes about the double-edged "butter knife" about weight perception and issues in America in her exclusive blog for iVillage

But seriously, I fucking love Alanis Morissette. She is my God. Even if she were to gain 300 lbs, she would still be the most beautiful woman in the world to me.
 

harryass

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luv Alanis's music.

to the OP, so what large livestock animal do yah look like now compare to 20+ years ago? yuk yuk
 

yolosohobby

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Yo!

I'm glad you love Alanis and all buh what's with the air quotes bro?



By the way, after someone (honestly, some of my clients are so fucking hilarious) anonymously emailed me the following article http://www.queerty.com/florida-man-...ening-to-too-much-alanis-morissette-20130215/ , I have thusly diversified my playlist with Dido FOR YOUR INFORMATION. Not that it matters anymore because guess what:



My relationship with food and fat. The singer writes about the double-edged "butter knife" about weight perception and issues in America in her exclusive blog for iVillage

But seriously, I fucking love Alanis Morissette. She is my God. Even if she were to gain 300 lbs, she would still be the most beautiful woman in the world to me.
Permission to write frankly is assumed. Lets be honest, it doesn't sound like you spent your childhood allowance on singing lessons, but your unbridled enthusiasm and unabashed joy for "singing" is admirable and appreciated.

Your natural talent is clearly on the choreography side of your sessions. I particularly enjoy your version of the horizontal mamba and the gobble-gobble, moves which you clearly enjoy(or fake very well) and have honed to the level of expert.

But don't rest on your laurels! New moves are welcome and encouraged. And for that reason, myself, and Im sure others will continue to indulge your "singing" ... it too has its charms
 

Celticman

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Your credibility as Terb courtesy police took at hit when you kept supporting Troops' misogny. Let other's bash Capital Guy for pointing out that Alanis has gained weight.
As opposed to no credibility over fairy tale posts like this?

Seriously - because I really like maintaining my privacy. I am also uncomfortable with reviews. I realize that reviews are the ostensible (even primary) purpose of this board. However, I have a problem with rating or grading (or even commenting) on the specific sexual skills, personality, appearance etc. of women (other than a generic "she's hot" or "she's smart" or other generalities). I am not judging anyone who does review. I'm simply saying that I'd rather have anonymous posters on TERB attack me for not revealing more of my experiences than do something that I find disrespectful (at least if I did it). Possibly my opinion will change over time ... but not yet.
 
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