Alanis, now a cow

thailover

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alanis' bush

is there anywhere i could find an unedited/unpixelated pics of alanis when she had a full bush?
 

james t kirk

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No, but close. Also, I'm not a celebrity. Hey guess what? Celebrities get judged on their looks. Hers have taken a turn for the worse.

Hey here's a curious one for you: why are you being so prissy pants about comments on a fat celebrity's fat body, in an internet review forum whose primary purpose is to comment on prostitutes' looks and sexual performances? See any hypocrisy there? Has a penny dropped? Need I spell it out much more clearly? Hmmmm?

Kisses, boyo.
Because you come across as a fool frankly

Calling her a cow.

Alanis is a singer song writer. She was never a "celebrity" in the same vein as say Brittany Spears, or Ashley Simpson, or any number of air-head pop tarts who have to rely on their celebrity looks and idiotic chinangins in the press in order to stay in the news. (But I'm guessing that you judge female singers not on their musical talents, but on their looks.)
 

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I wouldn't hit dat:hand:
 

james t kirk

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Most people don't know that Shakespeare and Abe Lincoln were first cousins. Its the schools these days; they don't focus enough on history.
Please tell me how Abe Lincoln (who was born in 1809) could possible be first cousins with William Shakespeare who was born in 1564. That's a 245 year difference in birth dates.

The definition of "first cousin" is literally that you share the same grand parents.
 

larry

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c'mon. she's not a cow by any stretch of my imagination. she never was a fit woman and is obviously not watching her looks. she's just a typical chubber that looks pretty good in clothes. not appealing anyway.
 

wangbang

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Don't care about her weight, I'd still tap that but she'd need a trim. I like a nice landing strip but I think we found the missing rain forest acreage. The guy working the pixelator probably bought a new car with the overtime pay.
He must have been another guy trying to get rid of a raccoon. :D
 

CapitalGuy

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Please tell me how Abe Lincoln (who was born in 1809) could possible be first cousins with William Shakespeare who was born in 1564. That's a 245 year difference in birth dates.

The definition of "first cousin" is literally that you share the same grand parents.
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Seriously, captain? Seriously? And which one of us is a fool?
 

CapitalGuy

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i guess we can assume you are using restraint, in your assessment of, say, Aretha franklin, or queen latifah..............or are you just a miserable little troll?
Aww. Feelings still hurt from me making you look dumb all the time?
 

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imo... good for her.

she has/had a great career.. found love, started a family. if she is happy as is and healthy... i dont see a problem with it. sometimes it is ok to walk away from the spotlight and lead a normal life.

plus, who am i to judge if she is fat /ugly / etc? husband seems to like it, that is all that matters :)
 

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imo... good for her.

she has/had a great career.. found love, started a family. if she is happy as is and healthy... i dont see a problem with it. sometimes it is ok to walk away from the spotlight and lead a normal life.

plus, who am i to judge if she is fat /ugly / etc? husband seems to like it, that is all that matters :)
Some folks have a strange definition of 'cow'. They should submit pics of all of the 'supermodels' they've had unpaid sex with. I can certainly say I've done worse...

Saw her in concert 'back in the day'. She actually did 3 long (and mostly unplugged) encores. I'm not a big fan, but she was very good.
 

VIPhunter

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All that being said; She's ok in my books if she'll still go down on me in a theater.:cool:
 
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