Alanis, now a cow

afterhours

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spraggamuffin

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She still has nice looking skin and quite a sexy middle aged woman's body.

She's a hundred times better than my Italian Nona fantasy with the thick forearms and big hairy pussy and asshole.:embarassed:
 

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richaceg

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No, but close. Also, I'm not a celebrity. Hey guess what? Celebrities get judged on their looks. Hers have taken a turn for the worse.

Hey here's a curious one for you: why are you being so prissy pants about comments on a fat celebrity's fat body, in an internet review forum whose primary purpose is to comment on prostitutes' looks and sexual performances? See any hypocrisy there? Has a penny dropped? Need I spell it out much more clearly? Hmmmm?

Kisses, boyo.
Celebrities who's bread and butter is their looks get judged by their looks. Alanis is an singer/songwriter. If she pulls a Britney Spears meltdown then yes I would judge her on that. Don't care much about actors looking flabby either. They act to entertain. Now if you see a pornstar that looks un-pornstar like then it's different.
 

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Alanis came to Toronto in 1994 or so to become a reputable artist and was treated badly. 19 years later we are still at it.
 

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I don't recall her ever marketing her music based on her looks. In fact, I'd think that was what she countering against.

When Britney Spears showed up bloated at the '07 MTV VMA, she got plenty of flack and it seems she rebounded.

Alanis' music was leftist, feminist pop for the Starbucks crowd, imo, she found a sweet spot, and hit it big. EOS.
 

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To the OP:

Calling any woman a cow, celebrity or otherwise, is frankly rude, boorish, unmanly, and ungentlemanly.

Seriously, would you able to tell a woman that to her face?

EOS.
 

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A cow? I hardly think so. She's got some left-over baby fat from her pregnancy but she looks happy. Her net worth is estimated at $45 Million dollars and she didn't make that on her looks alone. Nobody really cares what you think, especially not her. I'm sure you have the perfect body and a multi-millionaire wife. :rolleyes:
well said.
 

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She can **** in the middle of the theatre anytime. :)
 

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She's looks 'content' at 40......:eyebrows:
 

blopar

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... I understand the purpose of this site and the focus of this site.

But ~ seriously???

She's an amazing artist - she's not a porn star or a model and isn't trying to be.

It's very disheartening (as a woman), to see the other fabulous women judged so superficially......
Nicely put. It is a mean spirited and juvenile term.
 

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Nicely put. It is a mean spirited and juvenile term.
But she's still fat, no matter how deeply you or anyone else are offended by that reality. If you don't care, good for you! Do I care? Hell no. But she is still fat.
 

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But she's still fat, no matter how deeply you or anyone else are offended by that reality. If you don't care, good for you! Do I care? Hell no. But she is still fat.
The thread has long since moved on from the object of your ridicule to your odious manners.
 
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