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Alanis, now a cow

afterhours

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a cow, also known in US and A as voluptuous.
 

IM469

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Love to see you in a Speedo. I doubt you're sporting a 6 pack something tells me.
Well I'm sure he's smart enough not to wear a speedo that would get lost in the flab. I agree that it is cruel to make fun of her choice of swimwear. I think she is just being a frugal housewife. Image the cost of the yards & yards of material required to cover her if she wore a more appropriate sized swimsuit. :eyebrows:
 

CapitalGuy

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Love to see you in a Speedo. I doubt you're sporting a 6 pack something tells me.
No, but close. Also, I'm not a celebrity. Hey guess what? Celebrities get judged on their looks. Hers have taken a turn for the worse.

Hey here's a curious one for you: why are you being so prissy pants about comments on a fat celebrity's fat body, in an internet review forum whose primary purpose is to comment on prostitutes' looks and sexual performances? See any hypocrisy there? Has a penny dropped? Need I spell it out much more clearly? Hmmmm?

Kisses, boyo.
 

Ridgeman08

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She's always been a lil on the big boned side. Remember that video she did a number of years back where she was naked? The name of the song escapes me.

Having said that, I wouldn't go as far as to say she's a "cow". :rolleyes:
 

wetnose

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No, but close. Also, I'm not a celebrity. Hey guess what? Celebrities get judged on their looks. Hers have taken a turn for the worse.

Kisses, boyo.
Is she still in the biz? I honestly cannot remember the last time she issued a single. 2004?
 

Old Milwaukee

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I think she's hot. Always liked her. I know someone who knows her personally and has spent time with her, said she is down to earth and a lot of fun. We all put a few pounds on with time, specially new momma's - give her a break and leave the "cow" out of it.
 

simon482

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even some of the hottest women in showbiz take horrible photos. just not lest ye be judged.
 

CapitalGuy

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judge not lest ye be judged.
I beith fineth witheth being judgedth. As Shakespeare said, "Let not the judgement of those who wile away their days on the internet cause you strife, for theirs is not the way of the gentleman".
 

Eddie401

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Just about 2 miles past appropriate
Don't care about her weight, I'd still tap that but she'd need a trim. I like a nice landing strip but I think we found the missing rain forest acreage. The guy working the pixelator probably bought a new car with the overtime pay.
 

simon482

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I beith fineth witheth being judgedth. As Shakespeare said, "Let not the judgement of those who wile away their days on the internet cause you strife, for theirs is not the way of the gentleman".
i would rather trust abe lincoln when he said "don't believe everything you read on the internet".
 

CapitalGuy

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i would rather trust abe lincoln when he said "don't believe everything you read on the internet".
Most people don't know that Shakespeare and Abe Lincoln were first cousins. Its the schools these days; they don't focus enough on history.
 

simon482

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Most people don't know that Shakespeare and Abe Lincoln were first cousins. Its the schools these days; they don't focus enough on history.
that would be an interesting fact if it were true. i am going to use the google machine and find out.
 

simon482

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the google machine says lincoln is jean claude van dammes father. who knew.
 
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