31 and Retired

[Closer68]

Now I know you're lying

That's nice.

How about you message a few hotties, on a dating site of your choice, and tell them you're looking for someone to spoil with gifts, shopping sprees, and a cash allowance. Let us know how that works out for you in between all the banging you'll be doing.

 

[jerrywatch]

You should not.

But if you're interested in banging dozens of hot college chicks for free, then sign up for a dating site or two and lead the conversation with money. Let us know what happens.

I've already paid a fee and signed up and told what had happened in my previous reply. You need polish your "shill skill" my friend, don't do it like "I banged 31 chicks for free there and even made them paid for the first date blah blah blah...", girls on that site are somehow silly but not idiots. Also shilling like that - you are insulting Terbies' intelligence.

 

[fuji]

That's nice.

How about you message a few hotties, on a dating site of your choice, and tell them you're looking for someone to spoil with gifts, shopping sprees, and a cash allowance. Let us know how that works out for you in between all the banging you'll be doing.

I have done that, and been ultimately successful at it, but it is not as easy as you make it sound. It took hours upon hours of my time, and in the end, SP's are just a hell of a lot less work. Assuming that your time is money, and mine is, I don't have time for it.

This might be an appropriate angle for a guy who is on welfare, who actually has no money, but who has an awful lot of free time, nothing productive to do with it, and no moral scruples against lying for sex.

 

[IM469]

Are all these guys lying as well?

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-21493.html

Or delusional. For such an accomplished ladies man, why are you spending an unusual amount of time on Internet sites about finding girls ? I find spending more time with girls is much better than just reading (or fantasizing) about them. IMO: A lot of loser sites dedicated to finding the magic key for dating girls instead of just going out and meeting them.

 

[Closer68]

I have done that, and been ultimately successful at it,

BOOM! An objective confirmation that this method works.

but it is not as easy as you make it sound.

Have you considered that you might have some room for improvement with respect to your approach?

It took hours upon hours of my time

You're definitely doing something wrong. All you need to do is copy/paste the same message to 20-25 chicks and you'll get laid.

no moral scruples against lying for sex.

Says the guy paying for sex lol.... Do you realize how ridiculous that would sound to the average civilian?

 

[Closer68]

ladies man

Con artist.

 

[IM469]

I have done that, and been ultimately successful at it, but it is not as easy as you make it sound.

You have made the little pathetic worm boy hopeful that is pre-teen plan of making promises he is unwilling or more likely unable to keep will yield a hot girl who will have sex and spend money on him without him picking up cab fare.

So let's get a definitive statement here - you've lied and mislead an unsuspecting girl for a long period of time to get free pussy from her - is that a claim you are making here Fuji ? You have also initiated dates with an SP that did not start with the completion of the transaction that lead to your meeting (this would invalidate worm boy's claim about no money being spent) ?

 

[staggerspool]

You clearly haven't read this thread.

Nono, I read it. I'm getting close right?

You are the guy who was advertising for a girlfriend, with a long list of qualifications. You were so busy and successful, you had to advertise to get girls interested in you. As I recall, you were mercilessly ridiculed all over the internet. There was even a photo of you - the whole thing was completely hilarious, because it was clear to everybody what a looser you were, but you just didn't understand it. You thought folks were jealous of your lifestyle, so busy doin that plastic surgery that women had to respond to your add if you were going to have any social action. Yeah, so rich - yet the ladies weren't biting. You had standards, all written out, but the ladies turned out to have standards too.... you didn't make them.

So now, you are here with a new angle - women throw themselves at you!

Yeah, let's keep this one going.

 

[JamesDouglas]

Con artist.

After you con the women and sleep with them, what happens next? Do the women get pissed off, and constantly call, text, and email you knowing that they've been scammed?

 

[blackrock13]

I think these threads should be added to his sig.

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?251350-Closer68-s-100th-Post-Celebration&highlight=

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?405447-Closer68-s-1000th-Post-Woooohooooo!&highlight=

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?430464-So-FUCKING-bored-of-American-women&highlight=

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?405426-How-to-Starve-the-Trolls&highlight=

 

[Closer68]

After you con the women and sleep with them, what happens next? Do the women get pissed off, and constantly call, text, and email you knowing that they've been scammed?

I anticipated some of this, but have been surprised at how easy it's been to disconnect. They largely fall into the following categories:

1) They completely disappear. They are very likely (definitely?) seeing multiple guys off the site and forget about me once they haven't heard from me.

2) They text a few times and it fizzles. Similar to above.

3) They start talking money and I tell them it seems they like me for my money and not who I am as a person (LOL). Which they OBVIOUSLY do but once I pull this they defend themselves, I act annoyed, and it fizzles.

4) I instigate a fight for some stupid reason and they disappear.

5) They are just DTF and keep texting once or twice a month and I tell them we should hook up soon.

Surprisingly, no psychos or anything like that. They knew the deal since I didn't promise them shit. They are handing out free samples hoping one of the guys gives up the paper... and it ain't me.

 

[frankcastle]

Lying about an agreement of goods for sex is not cool.

Isn't the cost of a plausibly high end hotel the same as an hour with a spa anyways?

I would also have to replace my iron man Casio watch, my motley crue tour shirt and jeans for something nicer.

 

[kbiii2]

Kyra, I've always considered banging someone with seven kids more like "waving it around in a warm room." Next time I'm up in Toronto, I oughta get together with you. You've got a great sense of humor.

 

[Closer68]

Lying about an agreement of goods for sex is not cool.

Whether or not that's true, it isn't relevant because no agreement is in place. Think of it as "The Bachelor," where the guy is searching for a future wife but never promises anyone anything. So when the girls start coming on to him and he secretly bangs them when the cameras are off the girls aren't mad when he chooses someone else. Disappointed? Sure.. but no reason to be mad since they made a play for the brass ring and came up short. He got the notch either way and no one was harmed in the process...

Isn't the cost of a plausibly high end hotel the same as an hour with a spa anyways?

You don't have to bang in a hotel. I'm from the States so I happen to need one anyway but you could probably bang her at her place if you set it up that way.... I'm not sure since I already have a room..

On top of that, I've banged 6 chicks in a day before. Compare the cost of a hotel room with the cost of paying 6 providers. There are economies of scale at work here..

I would also have to replace my iron man Casio watch, my motley crue tour shirt and jeans for something nicer.

Not true as that's one of my criticisms of these guys: http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-21493.html

I think they're trying too hard with the "custom suits" and all that crap. In your case, you could just say you're Motley Crue's manager and these chicks would bang you.

 

[fuji]

You're definitely doing something wrong. All you need to do is copy/paste the same message to 20-25 chicks and you'll get laid.

Now I know you're full of it. Nice run though. So what is it? Unhappily married guy going through a middle age crisis fantasizing about being a player? Or nerdy younger guy unable to hit it off with women, looking to live vicariously on terb?

Says the guy paying for sex lol.... Do you realize how ridiculous that would sound to the average civilian?

Fucking an SP is an honest transaction in which everybody wins. A zillion times more ethical than the scum stuff you pretend to have done.

Having actually done the sugar babe search (minus the lies), and having had a couple for real, it is a time consuming thing which involves searching many many profiles for likely candidates, eliminating a huge number of fakes, girls who only flirt online, girls who aren't serious, girls who aren't stable, many time wasters who just want online chat or phone calls. Then you come down to pros pretending be sugar babies, who absolutely won't be fooled by your shtick, and nervous amateurs who take a lot of coaxing just to meet up. Finally you are face to face and you realize her pictures were slightly blurry because of a terrible skin condition. Try again.

Eventually it does work, after a huge time investment you can get enough of a pipeline going meet a girl or two a week, half which actualy fuckable, but takes tons of work and payoff isn't there. SP's require less time and the regular dating scene is more fun. None of which you mentioned because unlike me you have never really done this.

 

[Closer68]

Now I know you're full of it. Nice run though. So what is it? Unhappily married guy going through a middle age crisis fantasizing about being a player? Or nerdy younger guy unable to hit it off with women, looking to live vicariously on terb?

Are you willing to meet next time I'm in Toronto so I can show you the messages and texts? If so, I'm willing to meet with you and put this to rest..

Fucking an SP is an honest transaction in which everybody wins. A zillion times more ethical than the scum stuff you pretend to have done.

I'm not here to discuss ethics. I'm telling you I found a way to bang hot, young chicks for free. Proceed as you wish.

Having actually done the sugar babe search (minus the lies), and having had a couple for real, it is a time consuming thing which involves searching many many profiles for likely candidates, eliminating a huge number of fakes, girls who only flirt online, girls who aren't serious, girls who aren't stable, many time wasters who just want online chat or phone calls. Then you come down to pros, who absolutely won't be fooled by your shtick, and nervous amateurs who take a lot of coaxing just to meet up. Finally you are face to face and you realize her pictures were slightly blurry because of a terrible skin condition. Try again.

I think your approach needs work. Essentially, you're being far too selective about who you message and need to employ more of a "spray and pray" strategy. Only begin evaluating candidates after they have responded to you.

Eventually it does work, after a huge time investment

I can often (not always) bang a chick within 24 hours of messaging her.

SP's require less time

Probably true, but a lot more cash.

the regular dating scene is more fun

Disagree.

unlike me you have never really done this.

Like I said, if you're willing to meet up next time I'm in Toronto I'm totally open to it. This isn't something that I'd have difficulty proving.

 

[Ironhead]

No - I'm not 31 years old. I've banged 31 chicks since October, haven't hobbied since, and I don't think I'm going to be hobbying anymore. Met them all on sugar daddy dating sites.

Seeking Arrangement.

I don't think anyone is going to believe me, but I've spent absolutely nothing. Not one red cent. I actually do have money in real life (and a nice hotel room to prove it) and they come over to audition for the part of Ms. Closer. The chicks are just as hot as providers (hotter?) and DEFINITELY younger by possibly a decade... I've actually had several bottle service chicks from your favorite nightclubs over to Casa de Closer.

Depends on my mood, but if I'm in the mood for a quickie I tell them to meet me in the hotel lobby and then we head up to my room. If I've got time to kill we'll meet at a restaurant where they pay for food/drinks to show me how much they like me. Then we head back to my room and bang.

So what? I'm a "rich plastic surgeon from Atlanta" who has a side practice in Toronto once a month. Kinda hard to stalk someone who lives thousands of miles away

So ... who gives a fuck. (pardon the pun)

 

[MPAsquared]

This dork is soooo successful he's posting on terb on New Year's Eve. Lmfao!!!!!! Now that's priceless! I've never seen such a gullible dude! Shills for mpa's, has has several banned handles (Tallahassee), and now has a new shiny ball to play with. Apparently Closer, u get sucked in as easily as the girls you're screwing with. Karma is the biggest bitch buddy. Anyone who listens to this has equal problems. Clearly you can't get women without the net. Hail the cyber king of bullshitting vagina. Sad little man.

 

[Mikehorn]

This dork is soooo successful he's posting on terb on New Year's Eve. Lmfao!!!!!! Now that's priceless!

All night. Until 4:12 am.

 

[black booty lover]

You're right. I don't believe you.

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