This one occured in French.
Server: Est-ce que je peux prendre ta commande? (CAn I take your order?)
Little Kid: Suce ma quequette, j'ai une grande bit (Suck my dick, I have a hard on).
Server: pardon?
Little Kid:Suce ma quequette, j'ai une grande bit (Suck my dick, I have a hard on).
Mother...