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When my father stopped beating me and passed out drunk on the couch.

Happy Birthday, Alexa. Go do everything I wouldn't do (doesn't leave much).

Well I'm sure it's not uncommon, but my most annoying question would be (after responding that we have 5 ladies) the question "What are they?" What the hell does that mean? What are they?

Actually, V.C. Andrews, Judy Blume, Roald Dahl, and Stephen King (regardless of my personal feelings) are translated worldwide and have been classic "young adult" authors in a sense. I doubt any Canadian teenager has not read at least one book by the above. Maragret Atwood, however, is reaching...

At least Goober's happy - no one on the net will believe that face actually belongs to an actual person.

Goober, you're losing your charm. Maybe we should trade - you put on my kilt again and I'll whistle at you after I choke down the vomit. What are friends for afterall?

Actually, I think women have more hobbies than they let on (ie. reading, writing, going to the gym) but they sound so girly when we say them so we don't. Lots of women have solitary hobbies they enjoy.

Well...if she flirts with EVERYBODY then she's probably friendly (too friendly maybe). If she flirts with selected few she may be unwilling to sow her wild oats. If she only flirts with others when she's supposed to be on a date with you, she's playing head games or seriously doesn't care...

I don't know if i buy that and i'll tell you why. Initally, yes, attractive people do get away with murder (i was one of those ugly duckling turned half decent so it was always clear to me that beautiful people got bigger breaks). Yet as the beauty fades and one realizes they aren't as...

There is a spot that I've always loved. Let me see if I can describe it accurately. It is off the Queensway right where the Gardiner and Lakeshore meet but on the opposite side of the lake. (Northwest side of the highway). There is a separate bay which has a long pathway and is extremely...

Whoa! Hold on there! Although I am not partial to any form of "lesson teaching" the "silent treatment" is (for me at least) a way to avoid further confrontation. I'm sure you are all faultless in whatever conflicts you have... My ex was so emotionally abusive that I would rather bite my tongue...

And thank goodness you guys do have such a brain.

Why is it that we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway...

Females both? Do they get along with other animals like dogs?

If the problem's going to solve itself in five months, why are you tying yourself up in a knot? You know what, you're right. I shouldn't be so pissed off about this - ultimately, it will get too cold for them to hang out in the yard and I can make their lives miserable through legitimate...

What you do is make a pact with the waitstaff(I used to bartend -trust me). Explain that you need to maintain your composure and have them water down your drinks (order something specific like a gin and tonic with a lemon and a lime so the staff knows which is yours). Usually friends are...

Normally I would be inclined to do just that except that their lease is up in December and I just moved into anotherwise amazing arangement (parking spot, laundry on suite, back-yard, dogs allowed, lots of room & reasonably priced). The landlord is not crazy about them and assures me that they...

[ Possibly, or maybe he was looking for his ex-sister-in-law?? Or, maybe he wasn't looking in the window at all, and that's the story they came up with? Whatever...it doesn't seem like the punishment fit the crime even if there was one. I don't say this often but I think this is a "shoot first...

Really? Doesn't it bother you that they're wasting food?

[Also, what makes you suspect they are abusing their dog? To me, this is a very serious issue. Gather as much evidence as possible, and report it to the spca or local police. [/B] It is a very serious issue to me as well (i love all animals, particularly dogs). I've heard their dogs scream...