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    How do I find a christmas escort for reasonable

    It`s time to Celebrate your freedom and to treat yourself to a nice treat! If I were you I would not look to Backpage for a dinner date type of scenario and that would be too much of a risk. Not sure if you will be able to arrange a date on Christmas but a few days before or after may work...
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    RMT/MP question....

    LOL! - This so funny it is true! It happened to me. I was buck naked under the towel and turn over and as she was massaging my chest and legs she saw that I had a woody under sticking up under the towl and asked if she asked if she could "lend a hand". We had a good laugh and then she helped...
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    How best to use your fleshlight at work?

    If you are going to do this, forget the flesh light thing all together and negotiate a volume discount BBBJ for 10 minutes from Monday to Friday! You may be able to negotiate something with the SP's as it is guaranteed business for them. Put your lunch money towards this and go straight for...
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    Been said Before.... just a reminder Gentlemen

    This is very good advice if she keeps hounding you. If it does not stop then block her messages. It's not your fault at all - it is the husband's for being so sloppy and not covering his tracks. Sounds like Tiger Woods scenario where he got caught with his wife from various text messages and...
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    How best to use your fleshlight at work?

    I got a great laugh from reading this post. Holly shit I thought I had a lack of self control - geez you need to get off every 3 to 5 hours during the day and you do so at your office? WOW that takes the cake. I don't have the need for a flesh light however for a quickie in the washroom and...
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    only in europe..

    If the TTC had innovative campaign's like this promoting public transit - ridership would be way up in more ways then one! - LOL :Eek:
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    Chances of being caught by wife or SO?

    No, she won't. When sex is absent at home it is mostly due to the wife not being in the mood on a constant basis to satisfy her husband. This I believe is the main reason men with wives or SO's hobby because they don't get hardly any sex from their wifes on a regular basis to satisfy their sex...
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    Rarely post semi-nude but this swim suit is special...

    Thanks for the post! Excellent. Nice way to start the day! Beautiful woman with absolutely amazing breasts!
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    Porn during a session? Yay or Nay

    Sure why not, as it will further set the mood and may help some guys recover faster for the second shot on goal! It's nice to have it in the back ground but on a very low volume. If I was with you though I would be concentrating my eyes on your sexy hot body and would be trying to see how many...
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    Dilemma

    Do you love each other or do you love the sex? BIG question to answer but whatever it is END IT AND WALK AWAY for the kids sake as this will get very messy and the kids will suffer and they will end growing up resenting their mother for breaking up the family.
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    What is your preference?

    It's been a while since I have responded to a thread on TERB but after reading this great response I must say your line is priceless! I also like your choice in lingere! Very sexy!
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    what is sex with your wife like?

    What is sex like with the wife? I would be happy to tell you but I can't remember the last time we had sex! It's pretty non-existent for the most part.
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    12:15am on a Sunday morning.. What are you doing?

    Thanks for the suggestion!
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    12:15am on a Sunday morning.. What are you doing?

    Currently thinking of taking care of my itch by going to jessica's website and jerk off to her sexy pictures!
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    Question for married guys

    And who are you? I bet a women whose husband confessed to her and now you've gotten a nice big settlement - right? Don't listen to this advice at all and don't tell your wife anything as if you did it would be a very big mistake.
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    Traditional sex and blowjob from wife in married life ...

    Not for years! She hasn't given me blow job for a while so I have slowly been training her to take my dick up her ass and to be honest she quite likes it and gets off on it as well while I rub her clit too get her all wet (mind you the sex with her is still very infrequent). So now that we...
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    Question for married guys

    You have got to be kidding right? In answer to your questions - NO and NO! If you tell her there will be no marriage to rebuild just a big old fat divorce to deal with! Jennifer and Viola as do many others make some excellent comments as to why you should not tell your wife and you should...
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    Two & Half Men

    Interesting take. Either that or they do a Dallas and have this season as nothing more then a bad dream or nightmare. I watched the season premier but I could not sit thru last nights episode as I don't identify with Kutcher's character as I started to get into Terra Nova. Kutcher was not a...
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    How often do you watch porn?

    Used to watch and masterbate to porn almost everyday until I started to hobby with SP's about 2 years ago. Also used to have more privacy at home a few years ago in the morning to watch some hot porn and rub one or two off before starting my day.
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