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Hey don't dogs do that all the time??? LOL!!!

It won't work on a BBW a few times your weight. LMAO!!!

Perhaps our friend Ceiling Cat can give you a pointer or two via his plastic bag and banana. *Wink* Speak softly while carrying a big stick may help too. As a jedi yourself, your powerful lightsaber should work magic in conquering women. :cool: In the event all else fail, just open up your...

Folks, it is that time of the year again. Below are the match ups and the good doc's projected winners for Round One. Please feel free to post your predictions and thoughts. :) Eastern Conference: Capitals - Rangers - Capitals in 6 Flyers - Sabres - Sabres in 7 Bruins - Canadiens - Bruins in...

So indeed it is Boston vs Montreal in Round 1 of playoffs. It is unlikey either team can finish off the other in 4 games, unless if one of them just lay an egg. LOL!!!

By the way, has Les_Habitants awaken from hibernation yet??? The Habs without him seem so boring. LOL!!!

The Rangers was in control of their playoff life until they 'shot themselves in the foot' with a loss last game. Carolina just seizes the opportunity. With a win at the last game, the Canes will go to playoffs as the 8th seed. This is a very dangerous team. If they get pass Round 1, look for...

Very well, Buffalo won against Flyers last night, clinched a playoff spot and tied with Montreal with 94 points. Montreal stills holds the tie breaker advantage and is therefore the 6th seed. However, If the Sabres won today by beating Columbus and Montreal either lost or gain only one point...

With Ceiling Cat's plastic bag and banana??? LOL!!! Hope he has the surgeon's hands like the good doc. Wow, amazing efficiency for sure!!! You should make a movie called "Madeline Does The Store". Every Terbite should own a copy. *Wink* LOL!!!

He is a Rhodes scholar specializing in the science of Hobbyism. The entire Terb Empire should be flattered. :cool:

Want to buy Iginla's service eh??? Please be prepared to pay a king's ransom Leaf Nation. Also be prepared for another thread called "Is the Iginla trade the greatest fleecing in NHL history?" in place of the Kessel thread. LOL!!!

On the contrary, by all means hold the banana nice and tight, Wild Thing!!! Bet the young man and Ceiling Cat love it. LMAO!!! Bet all these horny dogs want to bag your mellons too, bruised or not. LOL!!!

Until you can get the lady to bag your private banana in your pants, shall we say your mission to the grocery store fails. LMAO!!!

Is that why you do not wear your 6 inch stilettos so they can help you and you tease them with your nice looking juggs??? LOL!!!

LOL!!! You two are assuming the Habs will definitely play the Bruins once playoffs start, whereas the teams are still moving up and down of the playoff ladder. What if they do not play each other at all this post-season? Perhaps you two want to wait till the playoff seats are set in stone...

The Habs clinched a playoff berth last night with 93 points. They may not have as much incentive to win the remaining two games vs their tough Ontario rivals. On the other hand, the Sabres and the Rangers are still fighting for their playoff lives and have more incentive to win the remaining...

Didn't you notice the good doc's sentence starts with "One wonders...."??? Nobody has proven it or disproved it. You never know. That is where the element of wonderment comes in. Go watch the game yourself. If you think the referees involved were so competent and fair, you may want to have...

Entertaining idea to think that Montreal does not gain a point out of the remaining 3 games. At 91 points total, there is the possibility that they do not go to playoffs when teams such as Carolina, Buffalo, and the Rangers keep winning.

No joke!!!

The Leafs' playoff hope is in life support. It is a case of too little, too late this year my friend. It is unlikely that the Sabres, Rangers, and the Canes will not win any remaining games to close out the season. The hockey gods were smiling at the Sabres yesterday and make sure justice was...