Picking up women

[WoodPeckr]

So much for rumours.

Couldn't resist after you said......

Originally Posted by blackrock13
I sit at the table and lick my eyebrows.

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[blackrock13]

Couldn't resist after you said......
"I sit at the table and lick my eyebrows".....

That's not a rumour, but I save the kill shot after showing them I can stick my tongue out and touch my nose. Get them every time.

 

[WoodPeckr]

That's not a rumour, but I save the kill shot after showing them I can stick my tongue out and touch my nose. Get them every time.

Should make a video and send it to AFV!
You may win the big prize....

 

[Scenicdrive]

When picking up a woman, always remember to bend at the knees or you risk hurting your back.

It won't work on a BBW a few times your weight. LMAO!!!

 

[Scenicdrive]

That's not a rumour, but I save the kill shot after showing them I can stick my tongue out and touch my nose. Get them every time.

Hey don't dogs do that all the time??? LOL!!!

 

[JustSex]

Hey don't dogs do that all the time??? LOL!!!

Dogs can lick their own dicks which could be a great attention getter when you are in a crowded bar and want to stand out.

 

[blackrock13]

Dogs can lick their own dicks which could be a great attention getter when you are in a crowded bar and want to stand out.

Ron Jeremy did that in one his first porn videos, 'Inside Seka', and look where it got him. Hmmm, never mind.

 

[WoodPeckr]

Ron Jeremy did that in one his first porn videos, 'Inside Seka', and look where it got him. Hmmm, never mind.

Did not know Ron Jeremy is one of your fav porn stars?....

....not that there is anything wrong with that......

 

[blackrock13]

Did not know Ron Jeremy is one of your fav porn stars?....

....not that there is anything wrong with that......

You may not understand this, but mentioning someone's name in a sentence doesn't make them a favorite anything.