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rxxxryan

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On a more serious note, the other day for the first time I tried telling lies to a woman to get sex.
It worked like a charm, worked her over good all night long, oral, vaginal, anal the works.
Thing is I am feeling guilty, I never lied to my mother before.
What kind of lies did you tell her?
 

d_jedi

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Sorry, I don't own the book and have not read it. However, it appears that you've read the book and it's been somewhat useless since you still have no mojo. LOL I think you just answered your own question. :p
I read it.. I never put any of it into practice..
 

d_jedi

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You do know you are asking men who pay women to see them for advice ?
I figure some of the guys here are married. And others may have millions of dollars to blow and ran out of things to buy.. :)
 

supernatural

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I like to go in prepared, so I'll often go through a ladies garbage before talking to her so I can learn as much about her as possible... you'd be amazed what you can learn about a person from their garbage.

Otherwise its all about taking advantage of a situation, like slashing her tires while she's shopping and then casually bumping into her so that you're conveniently there to offer a ride home. Other times it means hacking her email accounts and sending racist emails to all of her friends so that she has more free time for you.

Don't be afraid to call her at weird hours either and just sit there and listen without speaking. While she's busy wondering who's calling her and breathing deeply into the phone you can hear lots of stuff in the background like what show's she's watching, which will give you something to talk about with her.... Do You like dancing with the stars? I love dancing with the stars!!!

You could also do things to screw up her bank accounts, report her credit cards stolen (because you went through her garbage you have a lot of this info), and maybe even find a way to get her evicted or locked out of her apartment due to asbestos or something... all of which would make her much more likely to rely on the kindness of strangers.

Good luck! :D
 

blackrock13

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I like to go in prepared, so I'll often go through a ladies garbage before talking to her so I can learn as much about her as possible... you'd be amazed what you can learn about a person from their garbage.

Otherwise its all about taking advantage of a situation, like slashing her tires while she's shopping and then casually bumping into her so that you're conveniently there to offer a ride home. Other times it means hacking her email accounts and sending racist emails to all of her friends so that she has more free time for you.

Don't be afraid to call her at weird hours either and just sit there and listen without speaking. While she's busy wondering who's calling her and breathing deeply into the phone you can hear lots of stuff in the background like what show's she's watching, which will give you something to talk about with her.... Do You like dancing with the stars? I love dancing with the stars!!!

You could also do things to screw up her bank accounts, report her credit cards stolen (because you went through her garbage you have a lot of this info), and maybe even find a way to get her evicted or locked out of her apartment due to asbestos or something... all of which would make her much more likely to rely on the kindness of strangers.

Good luck! :D
ORRRRRRRR

PM hyperdog and find out what he does/did and then don't do it.
 

GrandBlasterK

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You don't pick up women, you hook up with them, and pick up the tab if you want a standing chance of ever fucking them.

Always a gentleman.
 
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nosidam

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The game is more story telling. The mystery method and the alpha male guides are pretty good too. I think women are fruit pickers or gatherers so they will select the best or the mature fruit. So we have to be the best or alpha we can be, the leader, the winner Physically, mentally, spiritually, socially, financially...etc. Its just a theory but im working on it.
 

Mervyn

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When picking up a woman, always remember to bend at the knees or you risk hurting your back.
 

blackrock13

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The game is more story telling. The mystery method and the alpha male guides are pretty good too. I think women are fruit pickers or gatherers so they will select the best or the mature fruit. So we have to be the best or alpha we can be, the leader, the winner Physically, mentally, spiritually, socially, financially...etc. Its just a theory but im working on it.
It clear you don't know enough about the pack. The alpha is the leader, but the beta does the discipline . He/she is the muscle. They're a team.
 

blackrock13

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Are you sure that's a good strategy? I would charge very exorbitant rates to women with whom I'd rather not share company. Maybe that's my path to riches. lol
Hey buy me a dinner at fine restaurant, pay my rent and I'm yours/a slut. Oh, never mind. I've said too much.
 

WoodPeckr

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Yepper!

Hey buy me a dinner at fine restaurant, pay my rent and I'm yours/a slut. Oh, never mind. I've said too much.
Always had you pegged for that....
Your just a Gigolo....

 

GrandBlasterK

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Hey buy me a dinner at fine restaurant, pay my rent and I'm yours/a slut. Oh, never mind. I've said too much.
The successful hunter, just like a good fisherman, knows how to use his rod as bait. I like to cast mine out to women who can make it nice and hard. Forgive me if I'm a tad selective and it costs me dinner and rent. It just cannot work in reverse, unless you're Mitsou's cowboy. lol

 

blackrock13

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Always had you pegged for that....
Your just a Gigolo....
The successful hunter, just like a good fisherman, knows how to use his rod as bait. I like to cast mine out to women who can make it nice and hard. Forgive me if I'm a tad selective and it costs me dinner and rent. It just cannot work in reverse, unless you're Mitsou's cowboy. lol

I'm more subtle than that. I sit at the table and lick my eyebrows. I've also been known to tell a good joke now and then.

Today I viewed episode of Burn Notice where the ex meets the present and the present met the past.'Whosh' whoa! My present knew of the past, but never did I think they'd meet. Good new, no blood, no scares, but if looks could kill. Good news, I'm still with the present and the past knows it.

Oh, love Mitsu.
 

WoodPeckr

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I'm more subtle than that. I sit at the table and lick my eyebrows. I've also been known to tell a good joke now and then.
Rumor has it you also lick windows but.....

 

FatOne

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It helps to have hobbies. I was once punching this kid in the face, and her mother came up to me really angry. I explained that she was 4 and terminally ill, and I was not NOT going to punch her in the face. Said like that she understood and by that night we were doing the old in and out. She broke up with me, claimed I was a racist just because I said some races were genetically superior to others. Women can be silly sometimes.

 
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