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Does anyone have any tips for mentioning these things? I don’t want to be rude, and I don’t want her to think I’m trying to get a discount or refund. I’m just so annoyed when I try so hard, and the energy isn’t mutual.
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Of course poor hygiene can be the source of vaginal odour. It can also be due to an unbalanced pH (acidity level outside of norm). There are many potential causes including douching too often. Medication for an unrelated condition/injury can also throw off pH. So more washing isn't always the answer. In the case of a pH imbalance there in no negligence on the providers behalf if she is unaware, but there is no way of knowing for sure during a first time p4p encounter. Unless it's someone I have seen several times without incident I doubt that I would say something. I would do my best to finish and move on.
 
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I completely understand where you’re coming from, and I appreciate your response. I’d just rather not get into that conversation. I know it doesn’t help either party if I tuck my tail and run, but sometimes I’d rather just take the easy way out.
And what is the east way out?
 

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There is no special way. Just say it. BV (the fishy smell) happens and sometimes you do not know it. It's actually not hygiene related, it's a ph imbalance. There is no reason to get mad at you for just telling the truth.

Bad breath? Invite her to mouthwash with you. She should get it. Once again not necessarily hygiene related hunger, ketosis, thirstiness, food, smoker (they will brush their teeth but still) ect.

You sound like a respectful guy. Don't be shy. You pay.
Agree, fishy smell has nothing to do with showering, washing, shaving, hygiene etc. as you say, usually it’s BV (not an STI, but overgrowth of a particular bacteria in the vagina due to a chemical imbalance). I’d bet that most women at some point in their life deal with BV, so if you are a guy having sex with vaginas, odds are you will come across it at one point. It’s also been my anecdotal observation, that in some cases (presumably milder cases) the girl is not aware, until intercourse starts and things get stirred up so to speak. The treatment is not more showering, its antibiotics.

Also it’s worth being aware that there is an STI that can cause a fishy smell too, trichimonas or “trich”. This is apparently easily transmissible between partners, and often causes no symptoms.
 
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Agree, fishy smell has nothing to do with showering, washing, shaving, hygiene etc. as you say, usually it’s BV (not an STI, but overgrowth of a particular bacteria in the vagina due to a chemical imbalance). I’d bet that most women at some point in their life deal with BV, so if you are a guy having sex with vaginas, odds are you will come across it at one point. It’s also been my anecdotal observation, that in some cases (presumably milder cases) the girl is not aware, until intercourse starts and things get stirred up so to speak. The treatment is not more showering, its antibiotics.

Also it’s worth being aware that there is an STI that can cause a fishy smell too, trichimonas or “trich”. This is apparently easily transmissible between partners, and often causes no symptoms.
It's the contact with oxygen I think. I generally do a snif/taste test before each morning battle, but even with that, sometimes you need to wait several second before smelling it. I really don't know why. Mind you I am a pro, and it happened to me. I apologized afterwards. I was lucky because he was my 8yr reg so he knew. But it is mortifying if it happens with someone you don't know. I wish I had a dick sometimes. A nice one, not too long lol.
 

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It's the contact with oxygen I think. I generally do a snif/taste test before each morning battle, but even with that, sometimes you need to wait several second before smelling it. I really don't know why. Mind you I am a pro, and it happened to me. I apologized afterwards. I was lucky because he was my 8yr reg so he knew. But it is mortifying if it happens with someone you don't know. I wish I had a dick sometimes. A nice one, not too long lol.
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I agree with you, seems the smell comes on contact with air/ oxygen. I’ve even had a nice bit of oral with a lady, no concerns, but when it came to penetration it was obvious. I think the bacteria that cause it live inside the low oxygen environment inside the vagina, and somehow when exposed to air the smell results.
 
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This is an interesting thread.
When it comes from a SW complaining about a customers hygiene. All hell breaks and there are ~ number of suggestions to preaching and even I have seen calling names like customer was poor or ill mannered. But, but and but when tables are turned, all I see is is “ politely move on”, “politely let them know” or what not.
Like all other old things, the saying “ customer is King” is dying as well.
“Politely moving on to next thread”.
Where did you see this? Would love if you would quote the thread
 

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Where did you see this? Would love if you would quote the thread
This is an interesting thread.
When it comes from a SW complaining about a customers hygiene. All hell breaks and there are ~ number of suggestions to preaching and even I have seen calling names like customer was poor or ill mannered. But, but and but when tables are turned, all I see is is “ politely move on”, “politely let them know” or what not.
Like all other old things, the saying “ customer is King” is dying as well.
“Politely moving on to next thread”.
Its always like that, when it comes to men’s case. Who’s there to speak up for men dude? We are on our own
 
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Its always like that, when it comes to men’s case. Who’s there to speak up for men dude? We are on our own
Sometimes the sky gives you gift like that. Like when someone talk bad about their clients, racism or talk bad about providers ect. I take that gift put the person on ignore and move on. It's not personal afterall. You know you are a clean guy. Let them have it.

There is so much anger built on both side it's exhausting.
 

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""Does anyone have any tips for mentioning these things? I don’t want to be rude, and I don’t want her to think I’m trying to get a discount or refund. I’m just so annoyed when I try so hard, and the energy isn’t mutual."

But...but ...babe! I am starting to think you don't really want tip tho. We gave you one and you brushed it off. So now I have to ask, what is it that you really want?
Your tip is to tell her nicely. Imagine a world where I didn’t think of that. I’d rather not get into the conversation. Most guys in here agree that it’s better to walk away than to get into a spat. But I was hoping there were better answers than to just say it nicely. Maybe there isn’t. So I choose not to have that conversation. If the next guy wants to, all the power to him. It’s on me to be clean, and smelling like it when I see a lady, and the same goes for her. Especially when you’re charging guys hundreds of dollars to see you. Imagine if I went to the massage therapist and they said their hands hurt. Your job is to be ready for your appointment and you’re paid handsomely to do so.
 
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Your tip is to tell her nicely. Imagine a world where I didn’t think of that. I’d rather not get into the conversation. Most guys in here after that it’s better to walk away than to get into a spat. But I was hoping there were better answers than to just say it nicely. Maybe there isn’t. So I choose not to have that conversation. If the next guy wants to, all the power to him. It’s on me to be clean, and smelling like it when I see a lady, and the same goes for her. Especially when you’re charging guys hundreds of dollars to see you. Imagine if I went to the massage therapist and they said their hands hurt. Your job is to be ready for your appointment and you’re paid handsomely to do so.
I agree with you but my post said "...There is no special way. Just say it." And I gave a suggestion for the mouth wash. Good luck!
 
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