Hygiene

[Raiders89]

I’m the type of guy who takes pride in his hygiene. So before I see a lady I will brush my teeth, then floss, then brush them again, then use mouth wash, gum and mints while I’m on the way… then spit those out, and use her provided mouth wash as well.

For showering, I will wash myself with those scrubby gloves, shave every last annoying pube, make sure my little guy is immaculate, wash the heck out of my asshole whether or not I’m going for a rimjob, plus wear deodorant and cologne.

However, I have noticed that some ladies do not reciprocate. The other day I saw a lovely girl who smelled very fishy the minute she turned around for doggy. It ruined the whole session. I didn’t mention it to her, because I don’t know how to. I’ve also had ladies with questionable breath. Absolutely disgusting. You can’t expect clients to show up fresh if you’re not willing to do the same. I understand you see plenty of guys, but you should be respecting each one individually.

Does anyone have any tips for mentioning these things? I don’t want to be rude, and I don’t want her to think I’m trying to get a discount or refund. I’m just so annoyed when I try so hard, and the energy isn’t mutual.

 

[HotDogger]

I’m the type of guy who takes pride in his hygiene. So before I see a lady I will brush my teeth, then floss, then brush them again, then use mouth wash, gum and mints while I’m on the way… then spit those out, and use her provided mouth wash as well.

For showering, I will wash myself with those scrubby gloves, shave every last annoying pube, make sure my little guy is immaculate, wash the heck out of my asshole whether or not I’m going for a rimjob, plus wear deodorant and cologne.

However, I have noticed that some ladies do not reciprocate. The other day I saw a lovely girl who smelled very fishy the minute she turned around for doggy. It ruined the whole session. I didn’t mention it to her, because I don’t know how to. I’ve also had ladies with questionable breath. Absolutely disgusting. You can’t expect clients to show up fresh if you’re not willing to do the same. I understand you see plenty of guys, but you should be respecting each one individually.

Does anyone have any tips for mentioning these things? I don’t want to be rude, and I don’t want her to think I’m trying to get a discount or refund. I’m just so annoyed when I try so hard, and the energy isn’t mutual.

If she hasn’t figured out her hygiene yet, move on. There’s no shortage of girls to try. A girl with poor hygiene is a lost cause. Until she gets stellar reviews, don’t waste your precious time trying to fix her. Just post a review noting her hygiene problem and let the market sort her out.

Postscript: For the freshest smelling breath, in addition to daily brushing and flossing, have your teeth professionally cleaned every six months by a dental hygienist. And always inspect your throat for tonsils stones - they smell like raw shit.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

If she hasn’t figured out her hygiene yet, move on. There’s no shortage of girls to try. A girl with poor hygiene is a lost cause. Until she gets stellar reviews, don’t waste your precious time trying to fix her. Just post a review noting her hygiene problem and let the market sort her out.

Postscript: For the freshest smelling breath, in addition to daily brushing and flossing, have your teeth professionally cleaned every six months by a dental hygienist. And always inspect your throat for tonsils stones - they smell like raw shit.

You learn something every day they say. Had to google that one. Agree with the main theme.

 

[HotDogger]

On the topic of oral health I'm surprised more people don't scrape their tongue. I guess most people don't seem to realize how much crap gets accumulated on your tongue. Once you try it you will realize not scraping your tongue is pretty much the same as not wiping your ass.

This is especially important for those active rimmers out there.

 

[Raiders89]

On the topic of oral health I'm surprised more people don't scrape their tongue. I guess most people don't seem to realize how much crap gets accumulated on your tongue. Once you try it you will realize not scraping your tongue is pretty much the same as not wiping your ass.

This is a big time fact! Scrape your damn tongue! Some peoples breath smells like they swallow a mouthful of horse shit

 

[SchlongConery]

Not a great idea to brush your teeth or floss immeditely before a session. Causes micro abraisions to the gums. Brushing an hour or more before and then mouthwash is good.

Despite the AXE marketing, I also don't think deodoarnt and cologne is universally attractive these days. If you wash your armpits, well, 2x a day with soap you shouldn't develop offensive B.0.

Girls with a distinctly fishy smelling pussy have bacterial vaginosis. Needs to be treated with an antibiotic. If you smell a foul pussy, don't stick your dick in it and ABSOLUTELY don't eat it! Don't be shy. Be polite and speak up in some kind fashion and say ask her to go freshen up. If she is offended, the dirty skank can fuck off. Complain to the agency as soon as you leave the room.

Walking away from !50-$300 mid-session is cheaper than the hassle of getting treated. Or transmitting to your SO or another girl. But I know guys are too pussystruck to walk.

 

[Josephine]

I’m the type of guy who takes pride in his hygiene. So before I see a lady I will brush my teeth, then floss, then brush them again, then use mouth wash, gum and mints while I’m on the way… then spit those out, and use her provided mouth wash as well.

For showering, I will wash myself with those scrubby gloves, shave every last annoying pube, make sure my little guy is immaculate, wash the heck out of my asshole whether or not I’m going for a rimjob, plus wear deodorant and cologne.

However, I have noticed that some ladies do not reciprocate. The other day I saw a lovely girl who smelled very fishy the minute she turned around for doggy. It ruined the whole session. I didn’t mention it to her, because I don’t know how to. I’ve also had ladies with questionable breath. Absolutely disgusting. You can’t expect clients to show up fresh if you’re not willing to do the same. I understand you see plenty of guys, but you should be respecting each one individually.

Does anyone have any tips for mentioning these things? I don’t want to be rude, and I don’t want her to think I’m trying to get a discount or refund. I’m just so annoyed when I try so hard, and the energy isn’t mutual.

There is no special way. Just say it. BV (the fishy smell) happens and sometimes you do not know it. It's actually not hygiene related, it's a ph imbalance. There is no reason to get mad at you for just telling the truth.

Bad breath? Invite her to mouthwash with you. She should get it. Once again not necessarily hygiene related hunger, ketosis, thirstiness, food, smoker (they will brush their teeth but still) ect.

You sound like a respectful guy. Don't be shy. You pay.

 

[Alloy123]

I’m the type of guy who takes pride in his hygiene. So before I see a lady I will brush my teeth, then floss, then brush them again, then use mouth wash, gum and mints while I’m on the way… then spit those out, and use her provided mouth wash as well.

For showering, I will wash myself with those scrubby gloves, shave every last annoying pube, make sure my little guy is immaculate, wash the heck out of my asshole whether or not I’m going for a rimjob, plus wear deodorant and cologne.

However, I have noticed that some ladies do not reciprocate. The other day I saw a lovely girl who smelled very fishy the minute she turned around for doggy. It ruined the whole session. I didn’t mention it to her, because I don’t know how to. I’ve also had ladies with questionable breath. Absolutely disgusting. You can’t expect clients to show up fresh if you’re not willing to do the same. I understand you see plenty of guys, but you should be respecting each one individually.

Does anyone have any tips for mentioning these things? I don’t want to be rude, and I don’t want her to think I’m trying to get a discount or refund. I’m just so annoyed when I try so hard, and the energy isn’t mutual.

It happened with me a couple of times. The moment my d touches their vagina, its start smelling so bad. And that smell turns me off and i had to leave a couple of sessions without finishing after spending all that money. I never pointed out this to the girls as I don’t want to embarrass them nor to offend them. The funny thing is that one time when I was with this girl, she did a full body checkup of mine including smelling my dick before giving bj. Once she approved of my hygiene, we started the session and in the middle of it, we tried doggy style and man….., that was the worst worst worst smell i ever experienced. The whole room got stink and ruined the whole session.

 

[lomotil]

During a planned encounter hygiene deficiencies are a nonstarter whether the lady is a working girl or civilian however during an unplanned romp, some olfactory raunch should not be surprising.

 

[Raiders89]

There is no special way. Just say it. BV (the fishy smell) happens and sometimes you do not know it. It's actually not hygiene related, it's a ph imbalance. There is no reason to get mad at you for just telling the truth.

Bad breath? Invite her to mouthwash with you. She should get it. Once again not necessarily hygiene related hunger, ketosis, thirstiness, food, smoker (they will brush their teeth but still) ect.

You sound like a respectful guy. Don't be shy. You pay.

Thank you for saying this, and I appreciate your response. But for me, once that initial smell happens I’m mentally checked out. If it were my girlfriend we could work on it, but as someone paying for a service I’d have to admit that it would be my last time booking the lady, and I’d rather not get into that conversation. Not all ladies are as respectful as you are.

 

[Josephine]

Thank you for saying this, and I appreciate your response. But for me, once that initial smell happens I’m mentally checked out. If it were my girlfriend we could work on it, but as someone paying for a service I’d have to admit that it would be my last time booking the lady, and I’d rather not get into that conversation. Not all ladies are as respectful as you are.

You are very welcome

 

[StephenHKing]

Yeah the fishy smell generally isn’t not washing - it’s some chemical thing. Bacterial someone said, but some girls just have it more.

Girl I liked for a long time started having it after she stopped shaving. Not sure if it was related.

Also sometimes comes and goes.

New girl I like very much had it first session - trying her again to see if it’s still there.

Generally also happens once they get going, not on first contact.

 

[LovelyEnvy]

I’m the type of guy who takes pride in his hygiene. So before I see a lady I will brush my teeth, then floss, then brush them again, then use mouth wash, gum and mints while I’m on the way… then spit those out, and use her provided mouth wash as well.

For showering, I will wash myself with those scrubby gloves, shave every last annoying pube, make sure my little guy is immaculate, wash the heck out of my asshole whether or not I’m going for a rimjob, plus wear deodorant and cologne.

However, I have noticed that some ladies do not reciprocate. The other day I saw a lovely girl who smelled very fishy the minute she turned around for doggy. It ruined the whole session. I didn’t mention it to her, because I don’t know how to. I’ve also had ladies with questionable breath. Absolutely disgusting. You can’t expect clients to show up fresh if you’re not willing to do the same. I understand you see plenty of guys, but you should be respecting each one individually.

Does anyone have any tips for mentioning these things? I don’t want to be rude, and I don’t want her to think I’m trying to get a discount or refund. I’m just so annoyed when I try so hard, and the energy isn’t mutual.

As the provider if a client didn’t smell all that great wherever the case may be I would nicely say “hey can you use a bit more mouth wash” or “can you wash a bit more down there so I can really get into it and take you for a wild ride”

So maybe reverse the roles and see how you may feel about that, hope this helps

 

[Alloy123]

As the provider if a client didn’t smell all that great wherever the case may be I would nicely say “hey can you use a bit more mouth wash” or “can you wash a bit more down there so I can really get into it and take you for a wild ride”

So maybe reverse the roles and see how you may feel about that, hope this helps

But not everyone would take that in a positive way. Some people may get offendive .

 

[Robert Mugabe]

As the provider if a client didn’t smell all that great wherever the case may be I would nicely say “hey can you use a bit more mouth wash” or “can you wash a bit more down there so I can really get into it and take you for a wild ride”

So maybe reverse the roles and see how you may feel about that, hope this helps

Lol. Try to salvage the situation. "After you gargle some Listerine, we can work on getting rid of the stank down there I'll be happy to dive in....Just kidding. I'm out of here".

 

[Raiders89]

As the provider if a client didn’t smell all that great wherever the case may be I would nicely say “hey can you use a bit more mouth wash” or “can you wash a bit more down there so I can really get into it and take you for a wild ride”

So maybe reverse the roles and see how you may feel about that, hope this helps

I completely understand where you’re coming from, and I appreciate your response. I’d just rather not get into that conversation. I know it doesn’t help either party if I tuck my tail and run, but sometimes I’d rather just take the easy way out.

 

[Sonic Temple]

The best policy is the honest one - remember you are paying for the session, always be kind and let them know - if you have the ability to save a session do all you can my friend.

 

[Josephine]

I completely understand where you’re coming from, and I appreciate your response. I’d just rather not get into that conversation. I know it doesn’t help either party if I tuck my tail and run, but sometimes I’d rather just take the easy way out.

""Does anyone have any tips for mentioning these things? I don’t want to be rude, and I don’t want her to think I’m trying to get a discount or refund. I’m just so annoyed when I try so hard, and the energy isn’t mutual."

But...but ...babe! I am starting to think you don't really want tip tho. We gave you one and you brushed it off. So now I have to ask, what is it that you really want?

 

[Robert Mugabe]

""Does anyone have any tips for mentioning these things? I don’t want to be rude, and I don’t want her to think I’m trying to get a discount or refund. I’m just so annoyed when I try so hard, and the energy isn’t mutual."

But...but ...babe! I am starting to think you don't really want tip tho. We gave you one and you brushed it off. So now I have to ask, what is it that you really want?

If it has to be mentioned it indicates that she doesn't care or is too clueless to be aware. Cleanliness shouldn't have to be explained to a pro. Either way, why bother? Just leave.

 

[Josephine]

If it has to be mentioned it indicates that she doesn't care or is too clueless to be aware. Cleanliness shouldn't have to be explained to a pro. Either way, why bother? Just leave.

Why am I quoted. Just tell the OP this and leave.