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Apart from Shawn Green and Kevin Pillar, how many Jewish players have the Jays had?
Scott Feldman, Scott Schoeneweis, Rowdy Tellez, Danny Valencia, Eddie Zosky and Spencer Horwitz.

Feldman and Schoeneweis were both really cheap with a buck, because they were both Jewish and Scotts.
 

Toronto Passions

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See what’s happening right now… The Blue Jays stink but Guerrero has us believing all will be OK. He’s starting to find his home run swing it appears. He’s finally got 10. He hit a moonshot yesterday at Fenway.

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tml

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Middle of the 6th and both teams have made 5 errors(Boston-3 Toronto-2).
 

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Vlady must have taken batting practice with Vlad Sr, he's learned how to hit the breaking ball. In the past he would ground out or hit into dps.
......and, the interpreter is back in the post game interview.
 

shack

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See what’s happening right now… The Blue Jays stink but Guerrero has us believing all will be OK. He’s starting to find his home run swing it appears. He’s finally got 10. He hit a moonshot yesterday at Fenway.

Philip
471'. The longest of his career.
 

The Oracle

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Jays are hammering my Yankees here early...Yikes!

Yanks have lost 8 out of their last 10.

Stanton and Rizzo are going to be out for a while and they don't have much depth.

Starting pitching after a blazing start has gone south.

Toronto is in a good position to pick up some games here.
 
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Jays have 29 runs in their last 4 games. I think that kid from the minors shared some of his "fertility drugs" with his new teammates.
 
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Insidious Von

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The Yankees are hard to hate without A-Roid.

Speaking of which, have PED destroyed Giancarlo Stanton's career? He can't stay healthy, his body can't can't support the extra mass it's been burdened with. It worked for him initially when he hit 59 dingers for the Marlins, while he was in his 20's. Why are Yankees difficult to hate, like Luka Modric, Da Judge is a gentleman.

 

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Jays have 29 runs in their last 4 games. I think that kid from the minors shared some of his "fertility drugs" with his new teammates.

Is that what he's saying happened? I fucking love the creativity these come up with when they get caught...lol.

Fernando Tatis Jr. didn't realize there was a PED substance in the medication he was taking to treat ring worm....LOL!


In the mean time, Chris Colabello is still trying to find out how DHCMT-M4 got into his a system. A PED that is only found in the dark corners of Germany...LOL.
 
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The Oracle

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In the mean time, Chris Colabello is still trying to find out how DHCMT-M4 got into his a system. A PED that is only found in the dark corners of Germany...LOL.
DHCMT-M4 otherwise known as turinabol is readily available through the black market. Relatively easy to get.

Tainted supplements are a real thing as well. I guess it falls to the level of the banned substance found in the sample taken. Jon Jones got busted for turinabol as well but it turned out the sample was positive for an amount measured in picograms. Which wasn't near high enough to give an athletic advantage.

Best way to evade all this is just not to take any supplements or only those that are approved by the organization you are competing for.
 
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Best way to evade all this is just not to take any supplements or only those that are approved by the organization you are competing for.
Correct. It's not like it's rocket surgery.
 
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