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maurice93

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"Her" 15 minutes within social media is almost up. Social media will find something else quick enough. Although to be fair to Ms. Hawk Tuah, her attention is being purely driven by other sources within social media. Its not her trying to get her face more out there. Unlike Oilers girl for example.
 
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Ceiling Cat

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There are people like this, people that are caught on camera shop lifting, dealing with police in an altercation. They pay a horrific price in rputation for their bad deeds. People stay away from them when they see videos like that. Who knows what opportunities they have lost. They all have their "best before date" and it will come soon enough.

I have known a few women that are users and social climbers. they try to lure me into their trap and use me as the Man duJour. I lure them in with visions wealth and leisure. Then I do a Pump and Dump on them, after I hump they get dumped.
 

jalimon

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On your note.

What do you call a woman who sleeps with co workers and some civilians while married?
Let's say she had more sex (quantity) with others (men) than she had with her husband till the end of his life.
She was a nympho.
Dude you are asking me?? I would say she's just a girl having fun haha
 

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Hawk Tuah Girl Has Already Sold at Least $65,000 Worth of Merch

Rolling Stone talked to the man behind the brand, Jason Poteete of Fathead Threads, about the extremely graphic oral sex meme heard 'round the world.

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When you call Fathead Threads, a Tennessee-based embroidery and apparel brand, a deep South-inflected twang is on the voicemail: “If you’re looking for Hawk Tuah hats, head to Facebook,” the voice says. The owner of the voice is Jason Poteete, who is currently in the bizarre position of serving as a brand manager for one of the most famous women in the country right now: a young, folksy blonde woman advocating for expectoration during oral sex.


The now-immortal phrase “Hawk Tuah” was coined by Hailey Welch, a young woman who on June 11 made internet history during a woman-on-the-street interview with the content creators Tim & Dee TV. In the clip, Welch is asked such R-rated questions about her preferred sexual positions, as well as a “move in bed [that] makes a man go crazy every time.” When asked that final question, she proffers the following: “You gotta give ’em that ‘hawk tuah’ and spit on that thang.”


Over the past week, the clip has gone massively viral, and has been referenced by everyone from Joe Rogan to Howard Stern to the Phillies’ Bryce Harper. And though there is plenty of Hawk Tuah-themed merch circulating on the internet — including from the shop for Tim & Dee itself — there is only one officially Hawk Tuah Girl-licensed Hawk Tuah merch vendor: Fathead Threads, a family-owned business based in Marshall County, Tennessee.


The brand is run by Poteete, a Marshall County native who has known Welch for years. He tells Rolling Stone that a day or two after the video started going viral, he reached out to a stunned Welch to figure out a way to monetize her brand.


“Of course she hasn’t gotten a dime from the first viral video that went out,” Poteete says. “Nobody was asking permission for her to do nothing, neither. I just wanted her to get some profit off of this deal.” Poteete declined to share exactly what percentage of the proceeds Welch is receiving, but says he suggested she trademark the phrase, and she has been in touch with a lawyer about it. He also says she is currently represented by an agent, though rumors that she had signed with Hollywood powerhouse UTA turned out to be unfounded.
 
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Leimonis

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Original HAWK TUAH starting at 2:39!

 

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Really don’t know why so many are getting their panties into a bunch. She like giving bjs.
Who really fucking cares! It’s her business anyway. She’s kinda hot. If I met her I’d try to tap. And if she offered me a bbbj I would not decline.
 
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I kind of like it when a lady spits on that thang!
 
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I would think that a junior hockey player seen wearing a 'hawk tuah - spit on that thang' ball cap would probably lose a tooth on his first shift.
 

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I have known a few women that are users and social climbers. they try to lure me into their trap and use me as the Man duJour. I lure them in with visions wealth and leisure. Then I do a Pump and Dump on them, after I hump they get dumped.
You have a mighty fine fantasy life.
 
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NotADcotor

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The Hawk Tuah Girl is just a girl to which all fucking men would love to be with.

Seriously who as a man would not love a girl like that?
To use for friction, sure
for anything else. Based on that one short clip, no. Maybe... Maybe if she was running a D&D or other pen paper and dice RPG game, but DMs are murderously hard to find unless you are blessed with an unusual social circle.
 

jalimon

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To use for friction, sure
for anything else. Based on that one short clip, no. Maybe... Maybe if she was running a D&D or other pen paper and dice RPG game, but DMs are murderously hard to find unless you are blessed with an unusual social circle.
You are not a regular man. A regular man like a girl that is funny. And sexy. And nasty 😷
 

Ceiling Cat

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You have a mighty fine fantasy life.

It is not a fantasy at all. Just turn your computer into a cash generator. I am not the only one, many people have done this. Give it a try!
 
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